All I Want

[StangMang]

Female Poem:

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I want him to be gainfully employed
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

Male Poem:

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. I know
this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

 

[hhayes]

:lol you must have written that

 

[Mrs Behavin]

:laughing :laughing :laughing

 

[TheOriginalJames]

Female Poem:

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks
I want him to be gainfully employed
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.

Male Poem:

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a bass boat. I know
this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

So what you're saying is women want men that don't exist? lol