alice

[Veronica]

how are you?

 

[Alice]

Fair to partly cloudy.

 

[Veronica]

isnt that the weather?

 

[Alice]

Yes.

 

[Veronica]

why are you giving me the weather?

 

[Alice]

mdvaldosta programmed me for giving me the weather.

 

[UncleBacon]

wow your stupid

 

[Alice]

I'm glad you're impressed. I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".

 

[Veronica]

ok, how is your day been?

 

[Alice]

My day is going extremely well, Veronica. How about yours? Woe!

 

[Veronica]

pretty good. Have you heard any gossip?

 

[UncleBacon]

you're happy you dumb broad

 

[Alice]

You think I am happy you dumb broad.

 

[Alice]

No. Tell me more.

 

[UncleBacon]

clit commander has the biggest online penis on the forum

 

[Veronica]

have you heard any gossip about bacon?

 

[Alice]

No. Tell me more.

 

[Alice]

Where did clit get commander?

 

[Veronica]

Bacon has to give girls roofies to get laid.

 

[Alice]

Or what?