1. what was one book youve read that you couldnt put down and why?
Lord of the Rings, I was in prison and hadnt read much for years when an inmate lent me that book. I read it all in 3 days, got it sent into me and read it a further 5 or six times while I was inside, it kept me going. I guess it kept me going though its escapism.
2. What one thing can make you smile even at your worst?
I know this is probably very evil but it its calling someone who deserves it the c word! I know its bad but it gives me a sense of freedom and unrepression!
3. When you were little what was one dream that meant the world to you?
Saving the world! Its no wonder I'm so fucked up now!
4. If you could change any one person who would it be and why?
George Bush, I'd make him dead, then there wouldnt be so many innocent dead people in the world. Before you get the hump, Tony Blair would be my second choise!
5. Who has been your biggest role model through out your life?
Shane McGowan, lead singer of the Pogues, he dose everything wrong but proves everyone else wrong, guess he's the ultimate anti - hero!
6. Do you have a set creed to live by? Or rather one belief you wont change for anyone?
My beliefs are that religion is bad, family then friends come first and stick to your principles. I guess with me, if you're honest and non judgemental with me, you're my friend for life, if you're not, I'll hate your guts!
7. What fairytale if any would you compare your own life to?
Not sure but its probably a dark and depressing one!
8. what is the most annoying character trait a person can have in your opinion?
Being a snob! Without a doubt I hate people who think the're better than anyone else, we're all flesh and blood and in my opinion, no one has the right to think the're better than anyone else. George Bush is probably the most powerful man in the world but put him in a room with a slob like me and I would probably beat the crap out of him, says it all really!
9. How did you meet your Wife, and what made you know she was the one?
I had just split up with my girlfriend and my mum invited me round for dinner with some distant relations who had moved into the area. They had a young lady staying with them who would be coming along, (raise eyebrows) Great, thats all I need I thought. I was so bored I went along anyway and ignored her while watching football on telly. After a while I thought I might as well talk to her seeing everyone else was boring. I was being my usual offensive self but for some reason she seemed to like it. I found out later on she had avoided me like the plague as she had just split up from her fiancee. Anyway, I ended up getting on well with her and went round to her friends the next day to watch a film. I gave her a hug good bye and apparently she liked my body. She then moved back to Australia but phoned me up out of the blue. We talked for hours, this went on for a while, I went over there, we fell in love, I went back over and we got married and thats the shortest version I can give even if it is long and rambling!
10. If you could have any Career what and Why?
Nature reserve warden because its peacefull and wouldnt involve dealing with too many arseholes
11. looking back over the Last 20 years, What is one thing you would change if you could ?
I would have told religion to fuck off long ago!
12. What is the one thing you feel people can never understand about you?
Pretty much everything!
13. Ever been caught having sex in Public?
My uncle caught me shagging in my car at his Silver wedding anniversery, he pretended he hadn't noticed but there's no way he hadnt!
14. What was your favorite game to play as a child?
Football in the park (soccer to most of you guys!)
15. Which parent do you think you resemble most physically? Mentally?
Apparently I look most like my mum but mentally I'm most like my Dad but worse which is saying something seeing he's a complete nutcase!
16. what do you think is the best place to have Sex.
Probably sounds boring but your own bed is best, most comfortable but dosent mean the sex has to be boring!
17. how would you like to live your retired years?
I'll never live long enough to retire but if I did I guess I would like not to be a dribbling pissing loon in an OAP home getting patronised by 16 year old nurses!
18. who was your Best friend when you were growing up?
Stuart, he thought he was the best at everything but was far from it, I made loads of money in bets from him!
19. What do you feel is the greatest problem with Society today?
Red tape without a doubt! Why cant life be more simple?
20. What do you believe is your best quality? your Worst?
Best quality is probably being completely honest.
Worst quality is probably being completely nutty and violent when I dont understand things which is quite often!
21. If you ever have children, what do you think is the most important lesson you could teach them?
Stay away from religion!!!
Lord of the Rings, I was in prison and hadnt read much for years when an inmate lent me that book. I read it all in 3 days, got it sent into me and read it a further 5 or six times while I was inside, it kept me going. I guess it kept me going though its escapism.
2. What one thing can make you smile even at your worst?
I know this is probably very evil but it its calling someone who deserves it the c word! I know its bad but it gives me a sense of freedom and unrepression!
3. When you were little what was one dream that meant the world to you?
Saving the world! Its no wonder I'm so fucked up now!
4. If you could change any one person who would it be and why?
George Bush, I'd make him dead, then there wouldnt be so many innocent dead people in the world. Before you get the hump, Tony Blair would be my second choise!
5. Who has been your biggest role model through out your life?
Shane McGowan, lead singer of the Pogues, he dose everything wrong but proves everyone else wrong, guess he's the ultimate anti - hero!
6. Do you have a set creed to live by? Or rather one belief you wont change for anyone?
My beliefs are that religion is bad, family then friends come first and stick to your principles. I guess with me, if you're honest and non judgemental with me, you're my friend for life, if you're not, I'll hate your guts!
7. What fairytale if any would you compare your own life to?
Not sure but its probably a dark and depressing one!
8. what is the most annoying character trait a person can have in your opinion?
Being a snob! Without a doubt I hate people who think the're better than anyone else, we're all flesh and blood and in my opinion, no one has the right to think the're better than anyone else. George Bush is probably the most powerful man in the world but put him in a room with a slob like me and I would probably beat the crap out of him, says it all really!
9. How did you meet your Wife, and what made you know she was the one?
I had just split up with my girlfriend and my mum invited me round for dinner with some distant relations who had moved into the area. They had a young lady staying with them who would be coming along, (raise eyebrows) Great, thats all I need I thought. I was so bored I went along anyway and ignored her while watching football on telly. After a while I thought I might as well talk to her seeing everyone else was boring. I was being my usual offensive self but for some reason she seemed to like it. I found out later on she had avoided me like the plague as she had just split up from her fiancee. Anyway, I ended up getting on well with her and went round to her friends the next day to watch a film. I gave her a hug good bye and apparently she liked my body. She then moved back to Australia but phoned me up out of the blue. We talked for hours, this went on for a while, I went over there, we fell in love, I went back over and we got married and thats the shortest version I can give even if it is long and rambling!
10. If you could have any Career what and Why?
Nature reserve warden because its peacefull and wouldnt involve dealing with too many arseholes
11. looking back over the Last 20 years, What is one thing you would change if you could ?
I would have told religion to fuck off long ago!
12. What is the one thing you feel people can never understand about you?
Pretty much everything!
13. Ever been caught having sex in Public?
My uncle caught me shagging in my car at his Silver wedding anniversery, he pretended he hadn't noticed but there's no way he hadnt!
14. What was your favorite game to play as a child?
Football in the park (soccer to most of you guys!)
15. Which parent do you think you resemble most physically? Mentally?
Apparently I look most like my mum but mentally I'm most like my Dad but worse which is saying something seeing he's a complete nutcase!
16. what do you think is the best place to have Sex.
Probably sounds boring but your own bed is best, most comfortable but dosent mean the sex has to be boring!
17. how would you like to live your retired years?
I'll never live long enough to retire but if I did I guess I would like not to be a dribbling pissing loon in an OAP home getting patronised by 16 year old nurses!
18. who was your Best friend when you were growing up?
Stuart, he thought he was the best at everything but was far from it, I made loads of money in bets from him!
19. What do you feel is the greatest problem with Society today?
Red tape without a doubt! Why cant life be more simple?
20. What do you believe is your best quality? your Worst?
Best quality is probably being completely honest.
Worst quality is probably being completely nutty and violent when I dont understand things which is quite often!
21. If you ever have children, what do you think is the most important lesson you could teach them?
Stay away from religion!!!
