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Man driving down road.

Woman driving up same road.

They pass each other.

The woman yells out the window, PIG!

Man yells out the window, BITCH!

Man rounds next curve.

Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.


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A bitch is a female dog, very sad when it dies because it's mans faithull companion. A pig is a nice bit of pork. Man crashes into pig and we have a nice pork dinner. Sounds good to me!:licklips:
 
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Mrs Behavin said:
Man driving down road.

Woman driving up same road.

They pass each other.

The woman yells out the window, PIG!

Man yells out the window, BITCH!

Man rounds next curve.

Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.


Thought For the Day: If only men would listen.
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Then the woman rounds the next corner and the man's ex-wife is standing in the road. She runs her over and kills her and spends the rest of her life as Butch Sally's bitch in prison and getting traded for cigarettes.

Thought For The Day: It's always better to be the man.
 
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Mrs Behavin said:
Man driving down road.

Woman driving up same road.

They pass each other.

The woman yells out the window, PIG!

Man yells out the window, BITCH!

Man rounds next curve.

Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.


Thought For the Day: If only men would listen.
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