Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here
tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal
injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's
it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the
room raised his hand and asks, "What
would you say if tomorrow I said I was
suffering from complete and utter
sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write
the exam with your other hand."
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here
tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal
injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's
it, no other excuses whatsoever!"
A smart-ass guy in the back of the
room raised his hand and asks, "What
would you say if tomorrow I said I was
suffering from complete and utter
sexual exhaustion?"
the exam with your other hand."
