a rock and a hard place

[UncleBacon]

so this afternoon I had to go for a follow up to the doc for my yearly check up...I have a female doc mind you...so she tells me lower my pants and underwear and I'm like ok but just as I was about to do it she looks up at me and asks me if I want a male doctor...I was like umm...is this a loaded question or what...do I ask for a male doc or do I let this cute doc fondle my balls...so I let her do it and the whole time all I could think was don't go to phaze 2 don't go to phaze 2

 

[Boomer]

lol Hell yeah! I always wondered wut I would do if I popped a boner on a female doc.

 

[UncleBacon]

I w3as concentraiting hard not to but I started to think to myself....ahhh why not....she might be flattered

 

[memento_mori]

i'd just let it happen

 

[Boomer]

Good pornos start that way...

 

[AUDRAA]

so you never told us did it go to phase two?

 

[Mrs Behavin]

LMAO! Thats the funniest thing Ive heard all day! Thanks for the laugh!

But you wanna know something thats really gross that I hope none of you guys have had to go thru? I hate having to assist the dr when he/she has to do a rectal exam! Gross! I hate that more than ANYTHING!

 

[AUDRAA]

what would that all entail Amy? lol

 

[Mrs Behavin]

what would that all entail Amy? lol

uke:Seeing the side of people that I never thought I would ever have to see! Im just glad that Im not the one that has to stick my finger there!

 

[AUDRAA]

ha ha ha

 

[dt3]

I'd think that it was some kind of sexual harassment trap...

 

[Boomer]

That shit scares the hell outa me. *shudderz*

 

[AUDRAA]

they almost have to ask that now days dont they for that reason? I know the Dr wont even do a pap smear without another person in the room anymore without an MA in room at our clinic

 

[Boomer]

I would want the least amount of people possible. Thats for damn sure. Talk about someone seeing you at your worst. *shakes head*

 

[CRZY72004]

turn to side and cough but don't fart

 

[GuesSAngel]

hahaha that's the funniest thing i heard today

 

[Veronica]

hahahah!!! That is funny!!

 

[Charmer]

I wouldn't mind having a cute female doctor or nurse put their finger up my rear...


*What? Why are you shaking your head at me?! Why? That's not normal?*ninja

 

[UncleBacon]

it was something and amy don't worry no rectal exams for me...I guess juggling my balls in her hands was enough for her

 

[UncleBacon]

and phase 2 is a hardon