A poem for us gals: men take note :p part 1

[Kat]

I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
[FONT=&quot] I can talk t o my f r iends,
[FONT=&quot] about the size of my ass.[/FONT][/FONT]
My beauty's a masterpiece,
and, yes, it takes long.
At least I admit,
to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.
I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't c all me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!


look down for part 2
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[Kat]

Con't

Flower s are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at ME you idiot...
Not at my chest!!
I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you Dick!?!​

 

[Charmer]

I like it.....and I'm a guy!!

...but since I'm not like those guys, I don't feel threatened by that type of female. :cool

 

[andcuriouser]

Haha, cute!

 

[elluko]

Now Im even more afraid of women! Thanks allot!

 

[TheOriginalJames]

I'm not a dick.

 

[ervis3h18]

i like it, nd im not a dick, i have one though
see!?!? if more girls were confident enough then it would be awesome