A mass for the poor creature

[mazHur]

[URL="http://groups.fropki.com/"]A mass for the poor creature
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company.. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, 'Father, my dog is dead... Could ya' be saying' a mass for the poor creature?'

Father Patrick replied, 'I'm afraid not; we cannot have services for an animal in the church.... But there are some Baptists down the lane, and there's no tellin' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the creature.'

Muldoon said, 'I'll go right away Father. Do ya' think $5,000 is enough to donate to them for the service?'

Father Patrick exclaimed, 'Sweet Mary, Mother of Jesus! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?
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*Donation*

Father O'Malley answers the phone.

'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?'

'It is!'

'This is the IRS. Can you help us?'

'I can!'

'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?'

'I do!'

'Is he a member of your congregation?'

'He is!'

'Did he donate $10,000 to the church?'

'He will.'
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[sexysadie]

Money changes everything..lol:24:

 

[mazHur]

Money changes everything..lol:24:

So true in this materialistic world!!

 

[sexysadie]

So true in this materialistic world!!

Not in mine. As long as my bills are paid, my kids are being looked after and I gotta roof over my head, I'm happy.

 

[mazHur]

Not in mine. As long as my bills are paid, my kids are being looked after and I gotta roof over my head, I'm happy.

yeah, you are among the lucky ones!

I don't mind if you shared my roof for which all bills are already paid!

 

[sexysadie]

yeah, you are among the lucky ones!

I don't mind if you shared my roof for which all bills are already paid!

I like to pay my own bills Mazzy, it's just the way I was raised. Thanks just the same though, you're so sweet

 

[mazHur]

I like to pay my own bills Mazzy, it's just the way I was raised. Thanks just the same though, you're so sweet

any harm if a friend paid your bills under his roof??

 

[sexysadie]

any harm if a friend paid your bills under his roof??

Why would a friend want to do that?

 

[mazHur]

Why would a friend want to do that?

'out of natural love and affection'' moreso because, his lady guest would be 'under his roof'

 

[Ertragen]

'out of natural love and affection'' moreso because, his lady guest would be 'under his roof'

Money also seems to help parents of molested alter boys hush up. And Catholic priests go free to molest some new meat.