A little flab

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Mrs Behavin

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One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up
to his wife, pinched her
on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could
get rid of your control
top panty hose."

While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept
silent.

The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch
on each of her breasts
and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we
could get rid of your bra."

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled
over and grabbed him by his
manhood. With a death grip in place, she said, "You
know, if you firmed
this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the
postman, the pool man, the
vibrator, and your brother!" :rofl
 
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