Peter Parka
Well-Known Member
A leper walks into a pub and sits down. The bartender glances over and promptly pukes up all over him.
The leper hurt by this reaction, says "Hey, I know I'm not exactly handsome, but I do have feelings and you could be a little sensitive about them."
The bartender, wiping his mouth on his sleeve, looks up and replies, "I'm sorry mate, its not you, the bloke sitting next to you keeps dipping his scratchings in your neck."
The leper hurt by this reaction, says "Hey, I know I'm not exactly handsome, but I do have feelings and you could be a little sensitive about them."
The bartender, wiping his mouth on his sleeve, looks up and replies, "I'm sorry mate, its not you, the bloke sitting next to you keeps dipping his scratchings in your neck."
