A Joke for my Friends (or Fiends) Stone & Man Corp

[mazHur]

You can guess who these two fleas are!!

Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in Miami for a Vacation.

Last year when one flea gets to Miami , he's shivering and shaking.

The other flea asks him, " Why are you shaking so badly?"

The first flea says, " I rode down here from New Jersey in the mustache

of a guy on a Harley."

The other flea responds saying, " That's the worst way to travel. Try

what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar.

Have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a nice stewardess.

Crawl up her leg and nestle in where its warm and cozy. Its the best way

to travel that I can think of."

The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try

next winter.

A year goes by..... When the first flea shows up in Miami he is

shivering and shaking again.

The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?" "Yes," says the

first flea, "I did exactly as you said.

I went to the New Jersey airport bar. I had a few drinks. Finally, this

nice young stewardess came in.

I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep.

When I woke up, I was back in the mustache of a guy on a Harley."

 

[Stone]

OK...that did make me laugh

 

[mazHur]

OK...that did make me laugh

I am glad to hear that from a snob

 

[The Man]

Not bad maz...I have noticed though you have went from animals and sex ...to marine life and sex... to this though.

 

[mazHur]

Not bad maz...I have noticed though you have went from animals and sex ...to marine life and sex... to this though.

I was told that Man uses some kind of fish for sexual pleasure. Could you name that fish??
This is a test of your porny knowledge,,,

 

[The Man]

I was told that Man uses some kind of fish for sexual pleasure. Could you name that fish??
This is a test of your porny knowledge,,,

Not interested in human to marine life sex....so I wouldn't know.
You however seem to have a high interest with human to alternate species sex..so more than likely have that knowledge.

 

[Stone]

I am glad to hear that from a snob

It is difficult to praise you, mazHur...... your claimed Brahmin caste heritage has no influence on me and I seldom see you post a thought of your own.

But the joke was amusing, even though I'm well aware you meant it to be derogatory.
Too bad you had to spoil the moment with a mean comment.

 

[Stone]

I was told that Man uses some kind of fish for sexual pleasure. Could you name that fish??
This is a test of your porny knowledge,,,

Are you really Brahmin?
Or just claim it to look influential to other Pakistanis?

 

[darkcgi]

that was funny
gross but funny