Mrs Behavin
Well-Known Member
FINALLY, A BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES...
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little,
red, sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer
who was also a blond. The blonde cop asked to see the
blonde's driver's license. The blonde driver dug through her
purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like?" the blonde driver finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture
on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked
at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back,
saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little,
red, sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer
who was also a blond. The blonde cop asked to see the
blonde's driver's license. The blonde driver dug through her
purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
"What does it look like?" the blonde driver finally asked.
The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture
on it."
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked
at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back,
saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."
