70-year-old Oregon farmer eaten by his hogs

[Francis]

I may NEVER eat bacon again.. :mad

On Wednesday morning, Terry V. Garner, a 70-year-old Oregon farmer, went to feed his animals. Several hours later, when he hadn’t returned, a family member went to look for him and found, on the ground of the hog enclosure, his dentures.

Further investigation of the enclosure by the family member revealed that the hogs, which each weighed about 700 pounds, had nearly completely eaten the farmer, although some body parts were strewn about the enclosure.

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/10/01/14173510-70-year-old-oregon-farmer-eaten-by-his-hogs?lite

 

[Minderella]

Okay, aside from the whole being eaten by pigs thing (revenge anyone? Heh)--can you even fucking imagine going to look for someone and all you find is their dentures?!?! :|

 

[Francis]

He could have lost the dentures while bending down to feed the hogs.

 

[Minderella]

He could have lost the dentures while bending down to feed the hogs.

LOL--true.

Or while the pigs were tearing him apart and having a little snack. *smirk*

 

[Francis]

Or while the pigs were tearing him apart and having a little snack. *smirk*

:yuk :yuk

 

[hart]

Okay, he's having an affair with a neighbor gal, much younger, but doesn't want his family to find out, so to cover up, he leaves his dentures behind to imply the pigs eat him, in fact, he and the young babe (get the reference, babe) are living it up in Vegas!:clap

 

[Minderella]

okay, he's having an affair with a neighbor gal, much younger, but doesn't want his family to find out, so to cover up, he leaves his dentures behind to imply the pigs eat him, in fact, he and the young babe (get the reference, babe) are living it up in vegas!:clap

lol. :24:

 

[porterjack]

Okay, he's having an affair with a neighbor gal, much younger, but doesn't want his family to find out, so to cover up, he leaves his dentures behind to imply the pigs eat him, in fact, he and the young babe (get the reference, babe) are living it up in Vegas!:clap

the babe bit was really clever

 

[Francis]

Okay, he's having an affair with a neighbor gal, much younger, but doesn't want his family to find out, so to cover up, he leaves his dentures behind to imply the pigs eat him, in fact, he and the young babe (get the reference, babe) are living it up in Vegas!:clap

You mean she has him HOG tied in Vegas... :eek

 

[AUFred]

Are you insinuating he is porking a younger woman?

 

[Francis]

He must be roasting right now..

 

[Minderella]

You guys are just a bunch of hams.

*smirks*

 

[darkcgi]

the hogs caught on that he was preparing to eat them so they got to him first

 

[n00ne]

Bacon Went Bad! XD

 

[Jackass master]

Man, you folks are hard asses! Poor guy is dead. At least butcher the hogs.

 

[Dana]

I bet that burned the family's bacon.

 

[Francis]

Man, you folks are hard asses! Poor guy is dead. At least butcher the hogs.

We aren't hard ass.. How do you know he didn't skip town, CHOP CHOP..

 

[Minderella]

Pork chop, pork chop--greasy greasy. We're gonna beat you, easy easy.

:cheerleader: