Still has not found were Waldo is
Rumorz...
- Thread starter jctauss
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farts on a pillow and puts it on his eyes so he gets pink eye and skips work
licks pay phones whenever he sees one
still has the brick cell phone cuz it's reliable and why upgrade
The wookie part of her handle is due to her poor grooming skills "downstairs"
500th rumor getz a tokenz
keeps his tokenz in a shoebox in the garage cuz he doesn't trust the MAN
isnt a real wookie
Goes to buffets and only eats off of other people's plates
has a great recipe for jello salad he shares on bingo night
Sits in a high chair while posting
drives with a phone book so he can see over the steering wheel
enjoys long and late nights with her grandmother
has every Ziggy figurine ever made in the china cabinet
Thinks the cheech and chong movies are a documentary series
they ARE 
has sword fights with TD at the urinal during the commercial break for the Golden Girls
has sword fights with TD at the urinal during the commercial break for the Golden Girls
is a Golden girl
has a pretty housecoat he wears with his matching slippers on weekends just to feel pretty
is creating their very own road kill cookbook due out this summer in a trailer park near you 
I'm getting this one too