Go Ahead: Ask me ANYTHING!!!

[NuckingFuts]

.... and you've got mine.... call me first.....

I did and some dude answered!

 

[RedRyder]

lol the thread was only proposed, what, 5 minutes ago?

You have not seen me in action apparently..... :willy_nilly:

 

[jassilem]

Overrated, especially with so many fake boobies out there now.

Mine aren't fake

 

[lumpenstein]

When it's really really cold outside, what do you recommend to keep really really warm inside?

Espresso. Lots of it.

 

[sierrabravo]

Overrated, especially with so many fake boobies out there now.

have to agree. dont care too much for the obviously fake tits... its like "holy crap do those have their own gravity?"

 

[RedRyder]

Overrated, especially with so many fake boobies out there now.

Mine are not fake..... no I will not provide pictures.....

 

[sierrabravo]

Chargeeeeeeeeeee.............. me :willy_nilly:

do you take credit or will you trade?

 

[lumpenstein]

If the world was going to end tomorrow, what would you do today?

Tell my boss to go fuck herself with my steel-toe boot! Then I would hold onto Melissa tight and tell her over and over again how much I love her.

 

[sierrabravo]

Mine are not fake..... no I will not provide pictures.....

damn that would be the highlight of my evening.... although i havent gone to work yet and seen someone get the beat-down

 

[RedRyder]

I did and some dude answered!

Ask for the Ryder in Red.... He'll get me to you pronto.... :nod:

..... and who was that man with the ho answering your phone while on that topic?

 

[sierrabravo]

why cant i look away and stop laughing when i see someone getting tasered? :24::24::24: bbbbzzzzzztttt arrrhhhhhahaahhaaaha!1

 

[RedRyder]

do you take credit or will you trade?

Bartering is fine.... Whatcha got in mind?

 

[lumpenstein]

lol the thread was only proposed, what, 5 minutes ago?

16 minutes!

 

[sierrabravo]

Bartering is fine.... Whatcha got in mind?

i think my neighbor has a tv...?

 

[RedRyder]

Espresso. Lots of it.

You spelled that wrong. You should see the expressions I can obtain..... :willy_nilly:

 

[lumpenstein]

You do know that I have an endless ability to come up with some really off the wall questions, yes?

You realize I have an endless ability to come up with some really off the wall answers, yes?

(Do I get extra points for answering a question with a question?)

 

[RedRyder]

Tell my boss to go fuck herself with my steel-toe boot! Then I would hold onto Melissa tight and tell her over and over again how much I love her.

The image of the boot.... does nothing for me.

You are a good husband. :thumbup

 

[lumpenstein]

I have a better place in mind.... care to know where?

I already know!

 

[jassilem]

You realize I have an endless ability to come up with some really off the wall answers, yes?

(Do I get extra points for answering a question with a question?)

Probably not but you might end up with some confused looks of passers by!

 

[NuckingFuts]

Ask for the Ryder in Red.... He'll get me to you pronto.... :nod:

..... and who was that man with the ho answering your phone while on that topic?

That was Nick. He calls all his midgets a hoe!