I nominate Wedz...

[Natasha]

As the official OTz breast-examiner. So all those who need breast exams (or those who just want to be felt up by Trina), line up here. Don't forget, men can get breast cancer, too!!!






















In all seriousness...regular breast exams are very important.

 

[triglad]

*Raises hand* OOOOOH OOOOOH do me do me!!

 

[wednesday]

:24::24::24:hahaha:thumbup

 

[Natasha]

*clicks on PA system*

"Paging Doctor Wedz...paging Doctor Wedz. Doctor Wedz, you have a patient waiting."

 

[Natasha]

Ooh, triglad, you're in luck...the Doctor is in!!!

 

[wednesday]

Ok...Trig....lets cop a feel hunny *warms hands*

 

[Natasha]

And let's not forget, gentleman, that Testicular Cancer is ALSO very important to get checked for. Doctor Wedz has graciously offered to check you gentlemen out for that as well.

 

[Natasha]

 

[wednesday]

Oh i have my own lil surgery going on here...

Now natasha can be my secretary........and i really fancy some plants in here!!

 

[Natasha]

I'll be your secretary...I'm ordering the plants now. I'm thinking fresh cut flowers.

Now where's Wookie...she needs to be our nurse. Rawwwwwwwwwwwwwr!!!

 

[wednesday]

omg defo wookster as the nurse... as long as she keeps her hands to herself, i dont want a law suit!!lmfao

 

[Natasha]

Perhaps she can assist in getting the patients changed into their gowns???

 

[wednesday]

:ninja..ooh, yer thats good, then she can cop a look as well:thumbup

Wondering if i should invest in some tweezers for less fortunate members??...

 

[Natasha]

Perhaps. Should we just charge the tweezers to Mulder's account, then???

 

[Natasha]

I've Got It!!! Wookie Will Be Our Official Measurer!!!

 

[wednesday]

:thumbupMost excellent idea.

 

[Natasha]

Sweet!!!

*checks purchase orders*

Wait...what are these doing on the office supply list???

Apparently these are part of the work uniform??????????????????? Doctor Wedz???

 

[wednesday]

:24::24::24::24::ninja uh oh..:surrender

 

[Natasha]

And under "patient restraints" I find these???????????????????????????????

 

[wednesday]

:24::24::24::24k...ok..so i take this is out as well??



Maybe im taking this a lil too far...:24::24: