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Tyler Durden
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satinbutterfly
Miss Piggy
Dear PJ and Sam,
I can assure you, I am no robot. I've also assured TD several times. :ninja
XOXO,
Satin
I can assure you, I am no robot. I've also assured TD several times. :ninja
XOXO,
Satin
Dear Captain Sam,
Cruel.
Still Rumless
Dear SR,
See the bottle on the far right?
Happy birthday (if they'll let me. :ninja)
- Sam the Giver
Dear SR,
See the bottle on the far right?
Happy birthday (if they'll let me. :ninja)
- Sam the Giver
Dear Sam the Giver,
Yes I see it..
If they let you.. It's a big If... I think :willy_nilly:
Still Rumless.
11.7 Intoxicating Liquor
A potable beverage is nonmailable if it is of 0.5% or more alcoholic content by weight, which is taxable under Chapter 51, Internal Revenue Service Code. The product may be mailed if it conforms to applicable requirements of the Internal Revenue Service and Food and Drug Administration and is not an alcoholic beverage, poisonous, or flammable.
:thumbdown
But...
9.3.7 Bees
Bees are acceptable in the continental surface mail when shipped under federal and state regulations to ensure that they are free of disease. Packages of honeybees must bear special handling postage, except those sent at a First-Class Mail price. Only queen honeybees may be shipped via air transportation. Each queen honeybee shipped via air transportation may be accompanied by up to eight attendant honeybees.
So... I can't send you rum, but I can send you bees. :thumbup
11.7 Intoxicating Liquor
A potable beverage is nonmailable if it is of 0.5% or more alcoholic content by weight, which is taxable under Chapter 51, Internal Revenue Service Code. The product may be mailed if it conforms to applicable requirements of the Internal Revenue Service and Food and Drug Administration and is not an alcoholic beverage, poisonous, or flammable.
:thumbdown
But...
9.3.7 Bees
Bees are acceptable in the continental surface mail when shipped under federal and state regulations to ensure that they are free of disease. Packages of honeybees must bear special handling postage, except those sent at a First-Class Mail price. Only queen honeybees may be shipped via air transportation. Each queen honeybee shipped via air transportation may be accompanied by up to eight attendant honeybees.
So... I can't send you rum, but I can send you bees. :thumbup
I'll pass on the bees, honey....... My name means honey bee btw! :24::24:
satinbutterfly
Miss Piggy
Dear TD,
Your bed hair is sexy.
XOXO,
Satin
Your bed hair is sexy.
XOXO,
Satin
Tyler Durden
Well-Known Member
Dear Satin,
I'm taking yer bed, yer truck and yer food home with me
Wanna come?
TD
I'm taking yer bed, yer truck and yer food home with me
Wanna come?
TD
Tyler Durden
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Wookiegirl
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Dear Big Guy Upstairs,
THANK YOU
Sometimes we can't see the forest thru the trees.
Now I can see
I won't question You again,
wooks
THANK YOU
Sometimes we can't see the forest thru the trees.
Now I can see
I won't question You again,
wooks
Dear Big Guy Upstairs,
THANK YOU
Sometimes we can't see the forest thru the trees.
Now I can see
I won't question You again,
wooks
Dear Wookie,
Yes you will. It's human nature.
Fred
Dear Wookster
Although a lil rain may fall,
I have the faith you will stand tall,
Among the good the goblins play,
And to find the truth you have to pay.
But when in doubt hold your head high,
Karma's a bitch those goblins wont defy.
Love wedz
I love doing rhymes....yesh im still sadly pathetic
Although a lil rain may fall,
I have the faith you will stand tall,
Among the good the goblins play,
And to find the truth you have to pay.
But when in doubt hold your head high,
Karma's a bitch those goblins wont defy.
Love wedz
I love doing rhymes....yesh im still sadly pathetic
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