I say fuck ...

[pjbleek]

well no shit Sherlock

that's a different thread, fucking day-um it all!

 

[Alien Allen]

Fuck I gotta get up at 5am tomorrow and I am still up.

Then I gotta drive three fucking hours. Sit thru a fucking 3 hour seminar and then fight the weather driving back for a 3pm doctor appointment

Maybe the fucking snow will change my mind. But I should go to this fucking thing tomorrow.

The worst fucking part will be staying awake. I have a horrible time keeping awake when fucking driving like this

 

[DuhhhBlond]

I have the whole fucking day off, tomorrow..
better clean my fuckin house
and do fuckin laundry
yay!

 

[Shankerson]

I have the whole fucking day off, tomorrow..
better clean my fuckin house
and do fuckin laundry
yay!

Come do my fuckin laundry...pretty fuckin please!

 

[DuhhhBlond]

holy fuck! it's Shanksy!

I'll do you .. I mean your laundry, sure..

 

[Taralynn]

Come do my fuckin laundry...pretty fuckin please!

You bastard!! I started a thread in your name and NOW you show up???????mad:24:

 

[Shankerson]

holy fuck! it's Shanksy!

I'll do you .. I mean your laundry, sure..

Forget the fuckin laundry, let's do the first part!

 

[Shankerson]

You bastard!! I started a thread in your name and NOW you show up???????mad:24:

where the fuck?

 

[DuhhhBlond]

Forget the fuckin laundry, let's do the first part!

O-fuckin-kay!

 

[Taralynn]

where the fuck?

Damn you!!! I had all kinds of electronics problems!!! Az gave up on me on account I'mma fuckup in the tech age. You were AWOL.

I had to go back to the mall kiosk and subjugate myself before some cro magnum, sexist pig, innuendo elitst tech weenie that must have had a dick smaller than his palm flip phone doo dah.

Where TF have you been????

 

[Shankerson]

Damn you!!! I had all kinds of electronics problems!!! Az gave up on me on account I'mma fuckup in the tech age. You were AWOL.

I had to go back to the mall kiosk and subjugate myself before some cro magnum, sexist pig, innuendo elitst tech weenie that must have had a dick smaller than his palm flip phone doo dah.

Where TF have you been????

What happened?
And I had upgraded my internets to *inhales* ultrauberdubersmokingfastblowthepantiesoffthenextdoorneighbourgirl high speed and the rejects disconnected me days before the tech was scheduled to show up.
It's so fast, it creates a draft in my house now.

 

[Taralynn]

What happened?
And I had upgraded my internets to *inhales* ultrauberdubersmokingfastblowthepantiesoffthenextdoorneighbourgirl high speed and the rejects disconnected me days before the tech was scheduled to show up.
It's so fast, it creates a draft in my house now.

I got the panites part. But you lost me on the rest.

Fart. I'm such a lost cause here.

 

[Shankerson]

I got the panites part. But you lost me on the rest.

Fart. I'm such a lost cause here.

basically...in terms you understand...I only have to wait mere nanoseconds to get my porn now.

 

[Taralynn]

basically...in terms you understand...I only have to wait mere nanoseconds to get my porn now.

Ah!!!

I need porn...just soft stuff.

Dora the Explorer type porn.

 

[Shankerson]

Ah!!!

I need porn...just soft stuff.

Dora the Explorer type porn.

Dora does Dallas?
:24:

 

[Roxi]

Fuck this server room is fucking cold

 

[Taralynn]

Dora does Dallas?
:24:

Now that was harsh. I was born in Ft. Worth.

 

[Shankerson]

Now that was harsh. I was born in Ft. Worth.

Mandorago?

 

[Taralynn]

Mandorago?

Oh shut the F up...MANDINGO.

 

[Shankerson]

Christ...remind me to give the internet guy serious hell next time I go offline for a few days..I ain't gettin' no love anywhere I go tonight.