I say fuck ...

[Alien Allen]

I got out of a ticket years ago by using emotions. amazing since i was one of a half dozen in a speed trap.

now i got to say that this fucking thread is just fucking amazing. any post immediately gets a response.

that is just fucking awesome

 

[Wookiegirl]

Seriously the last time I got pulled over it was my birthday about 5 years ago.
He told me Happy Birthday and gave me a Starbucks card :24:

That was in Colorado tho. I think they're a bit nicer cuz of the ganja and the air

 

[RedRyder]

It's the fucking fuck word getting it done....

 

[jassilem]

I havent been pulled over since I was like 18 I couldnt believe it!!!

I got my first ticket at 16 and the second one on our way to our honeymoon so I was almost 24.

 

[RedRyder]

Don't fucking hate me.... I am so knocking on fucking wood... I have never received a fucking ticket... period..... fact...

Only fucking time I was ever pulled over it was a case of fucking mistaken identity.... of the fucking car... I was shitting bricks though... scared to death...

So I do drive too fucking fast at times..... but I am careful.... I usually find a fucking speeder and tag along as the innocent.... figure the cops will nail the fucking leader right?

 

[Alien Allen]

I got a fucking careless driving ticket in the fucking parking lot in school my senior year in HS

Cops were jerks.

It was funny as hell though. As soon as I zoomed into a parking space all the other guys ran like hell. I got out kind of nonchalant and the cop asks what was I doing. I said just parking the car.

If my car was not a gigantic piece of shit with worn out shocks I would never have been noticed. But it would squeal the tires doing hardly anything.

 

[jassilem]

Fucking hell I am trying to concentrate on watching Criminal Minds and someone keeps sending me messages on MSN... grrrrrrrrrrr....

 

[RedRyder]

I got a fucking careless driving ticket in the fucking parking lot in school my senior year in HS

Cops were jerks.

It was funny as hell though. As soon as I zoomed into a parking space all the other guys ran like hell. I got out kind of nonchalant and the cop asks what was I doing. I said just parking the car.

If my car was not a gigantic piece of shit with worn out shocks I would never have been noticed. But it would squeal the tires doing hardly anything.

I didn't have a fucking car in my senior year. My dad thought I'd kill myself if he let me get my fucking license. So he made me wait until I turned 18 fucking years old!!!!! Bugger....

The way I drove for the first few fucking years... he may have been right! I had a guardian angel riding shotgun many fucking times for sure.

 

[Alien Allen]

I didn't have a fucking car in my senior year. My dad thought I'd kill myself if he let me get my fucking license. So he made me wait until I turned 18 fucking years old!!!!! Bugger....

The way I drove for the first few fucking years... he may have been right! I had a guardian angel riding shotgun many fucking times for sure.

I worked every fucking summer and every fucking holiday at the fucking family fucking business starting at the age of 11


So when I turned 16 I bought a fucking $100 Chevy Biscayne.

When I was 17 I bought a brand new Opel out of that fucking slave labor growing up..

It cost all of $2100

A Beetle was about $300 cheaper

should have bought the fucking beetle :willy_nilly:

 

[RedRyder]

The day I turned 18, I was at the Secretary of State's office applying for my fucking license. I did take the fucking driver training course while in 12th grade... it was free....

and I had a '67 Mustang that my fiance bought for me waiting. We tore up the fucking roads with that beast. And needless to say, I ran the fucking car into the ground.... I was a bit car maintenance neglectful in those days....

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

Hey...this is the fuck thread....Fuck people

 

[sierrabravo]

fuck my head hurts

 

[Alien Allen]

fuck mornings

I fucking hate em

only good thing is that if I woke up it means I am fucking alive

Fuck thursdays too

 

[RedRyder]

Fucking cranky fucking people.... go fucking away........

 

[wednesday]

No fucking way...cranky peeps fucking unite.

 

[RedRyder]

I spread fucking sunshine every fucking where I go whether they fucking like it or not! :willy_nilly:

 

[wednesday]

:24::24::24:i spread fucking summin:24::surrender

 

[RedRyder]

I fucking hear ya there...... but doing what you fucking do is what everyone fucking lubs.... or fucking not..... :willy_nilly: :24:

 

[Ryder]

:24: Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck :willy_nilly::willy_nilly:

 

[RedRyder]

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck FuckFuck

Go wash your mouth out right now young man...... :mad

Stay out of this smutty thread or you will be grounded....... for life!!!!!!!!! :willy_nilly::nod: