The know "Mulder" Questionairre

[Breath]

01. The maximum number of women Mulder slept with in 1 night? They say the mind is a wonderful thing. Mulder's mind is wonderful, so he sleeps with as many as can handle him.

02. How old was Mulder when he first had sex? Considering he hasn't had sex with me, it's not happened to him (yet).

03. What was the first name of Mulder’s first girlfriend? Samantha. (OMG!)

04. How many OTZ members has Mulder slept with? Mulder doesn't sleep with OTz members. They all get in line to sleep with him.

05. How many OTZ members (female) want to sleep with Mulder? All current female members over the age of 18 + all of the underage female members who are counting down to the day + a few of the male members.

06. Which OTZ member has the biggest crush on Mulder? SupBro.

07. Which forum did Mulder once moderate? Toys 'R' Us.

08. Which male OTZ members are envious of Mulder? All of them except Mase.

09. How much can Mulder bench press? The combination of one VegasVixen and one wednesday.

10. Which OTZ member did Mulder almost have to kick his ass? The alpha male in OTz, Tim.

 

[Fox Mulder]

1. The maximum number of women Mulder slept with in 1 night? 82,937.
2. How old was Mulder when he first had sex? Mulder was BORN having sex.
3. What was the first name of Mulder’s first girlfriend? Kate.
4. How many OTZ members has Mulder slept with? All of them (male AND female).
5. How many OTZ members (female) want to sleep with Mulder? All of them...duh.
6. Which OTZ member has the biggest crush on Mulder? Mulder.
7. Which forum did Mulder once moderate? I have no clue.
8. Which male OTZ members are envious of Mulder? All of them...duh.
9. How much can Mulder bench press? 2 OTz hotties at a time.
10. Which OTZ member did Mulder almost have to kick his ass? V's ex. LOL

1. The maximum number of women Mulder slept with in 1 night? um... 14 1/2
2. How old was Mulder when he first had sex? 7th birthday...luckyyy number 7!
3. What was the first name of Mulder’s first girlfriend? Rasheeda
4. How many OTZ members has Mulder slept with? all of them!
5. How many OTZ members (female) want to sleep with Mulder? all of them! lol!
6. Which OTZ member has the biggest crush on Mulder? Mulder
7. Which forum did Mulder once moderate? sex and fantasy
8. Which male OTZ members are envious of Mulder? alllll of them
9. How much can Mulder bench press? the bar, as long as a spot is present
10. Which OTZ member did Mulder almost have to kick his ass? peter parkaaa lol jk i dont knoooow

01. The maximum number of women Mulder slept with in 1 night?

They say the mind is a wonderful thing. Mulder's mind is wonderful, so he sleeps with as many as can handle him.

02. How old was Mulder when he first had sex? Considering he hasn't had sex with me, it's not happened to him (yet).

03. What was the first name of Mulder’s first girlfriend? Samantha. (OMG!)

04. How many OTZ members has Mulder slept with? Mulder doesn't sleep with OTz members. They all get in line to sleep with him.

05. How many OTZ members (female) want to sleep with Mulder? All current female members over the age of 18 + all of the underage female members who are counting down to the day + a few of the male members.

06. Which OTZ member has the biggest crush on Mulder? SupBro.

07. Which forum did Mulder once moderate? Toys 'R' Us.

08. Which male OTZ members are envious of Mulder? All of them except Mase.

09. How much can Mulder bench press? The combination of one VegasVixen and one wednesday.

10. Which OTZ member did Mulder almost have to kick his ass? The alpha male in OTz, Tim.

You beautiful and charming ladies all have earned a night with Mulder (or more depending on how good you are!) and some Rep! :cool

Sorry Nashes but the friggin rep Nazi won't let me nail you again--Mulder feels your disappointment! (extra attention for you!!!)

1. The maximum number of women Mulder slept with in 1 night?
0
2. How old was Mulder when he first had sex?
how old are you now?
3. What was the first name of Mulder’s first girlfriend?
Pamela Handerson
4. How many OTZ members has Mulder slept with?
0
5. How many OTZ members (female) want to sleep with Mulder?
0
6. Which OTZ member has the biggest crush on Mulder?
Mulder
7. Which forum did Mulder once moderate?
"how to switch hands during masturbation, for beginners"
8. Which male OTZ members are envious of Mulder?
0
9. How much can Mulder bench press?
0
10. Which OTZ member did Mulder almost have to kick his ass?
0 Mulder cant kick that in which he knows nothing of

How'd i do?

You get nothing, you Australian Flusie!!!

 

[Haus]

what the hell. you just passed right over my answers lol

 

[Fox Mulder]

what the hell. you just passed right over my answers lol

Sorry Haus, I completely missed yours!

1. The maximum number of women Mulder slept with in 1 night? More in one night then Paris Hilton had partners. Mulder is a P.I.M.P.
2. How old was Mulder when he first had sex? 17
3. What was the first name of Mulder’s first girlfriend? Keight
4. How many OTZ members has Mulder slept with? none
5. How many OTZ members (female) want to sleep with Mulder? all of them
6. Which OTZ member has the biggest crush on Mulder? peter peter pecker eater
7. Which forum did Mulder once moderate? a site he doesnt mod anymore
8. Which male OTZ members are envious of Mulder? all but Haus and Maulds
9. How much can Mulder bench press? what ever the world record is right now.
10. Which OTZ member did Mulder almost have to kick his ass? Valentin

Excellent! Repped ya!!!

BTW--I love that signature, but are you sure that happened in Newfie--seems like it was Halifax Nova Scotia!

 

[Haus]

uh yeah it happened in both places. lol

 

[Fox Mulder]

uh yeah it happened in both places. lol

I could see that happening in Halifax--not to sharp--their brains are frozen 11 months out of the year.

 

[Valentin]

lol, my post suggesting that you're yet to become sexually active was deleted, what a shocker.

I wonder, will the moderation here start censoring posts in which i'm called a "lunatic" or a "nazi"? Actually i don't wonder, because i already know the answer.

 

[Fox Mulder]

lol, my post suggesting that you're yet to become sexually active was deleted, what a shocker.

Damn, I wish I could see that post!!!!

 

[Covey]

what the hell. you just passed right over my answers lol

Mine too......... but then im use to it......which is why i just go back to ignoring his posts.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Mine too......... but then im use to it......which is why i just go back to ignoring his posts.

Sorry sweety--there are so many women and so little time. Here ya go!!!

1..... One Wrong
2..... 16 Correct
3.....Godzilla :mad
4.... None (unless Mrs Mulder is here) :mad
5....None :mad
6....Himself Correct
7.... TSG Correct
8.....All Correct
9.....depends on the size of the bench lol :mad
10....whichever one flirts with me hahahahhha Incorrect.

So 4 out of 10, which gets you a night with Mulder!!!! :cool

 

[Valentin]

Damn, I wish I could see that post!!!!

It was filled with reality.

 

[Fox Mulder]

It was filled with reality.

Well post it again.

 

[Valentin]

No can do. Apparantly the next time i say anything that anyone doesn't like i'm going to banned forever.

Suffice to say, it's obvious that you're not the ladies man you present yourself as in here.

 

[Fox Mulder]

No can do. Apparantly the next time i say anything that anyone doesn't like i'm going to banned forever.

Suffice to say, it's obvious that you're not the ladies man you present yourself as in here.

Well Mulder sure doesn't like that!

Why do you say he is not the ladies man he presents hmself as??? :confused

 

[Valentin]

Because you refer to yourself in the third person as an X-files character. Either way it doesn't matter. Keep doing your thing, man.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Because you refer to yourself in the third person as an X-files character. .

So how does that establish that Mulder is not a killer ladies man?

 

[Valentin]

Becuase you're obviously playing a character. I don't doubt you've had sex before... since someone told me you're 50, and it's really not that hard to get laid (even ugly and fat people can do it).

I very much doubt you're the way you are in here in real life.

Someone start a thread called Iraq, there is something i need to say about the situation there.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Becuase you're obviously playing a character. I don't doubt you've had sex before... since someone told me you're 50, and it's really not that hard to get laid (even ugly and fat people can do it).

I very much doubt you're the way you are in here in real life.

Its not hard to get laid--true, but to get laid by many beautiful women is hard--and that's where Mulder is head and shoulders above you, my friend.

 

[Fox Mulder]

Someone start a thread called Iraq, there is something i need to say about the situation there.

Started one for ya.

 

[Covey]

Becuase you're obviously playing a character. I don't doubt you've had sex before... since someone told me you're 50, and it's really not that hard to get laid (even ugly and fat people can do it).

I very much doubt you're the way you are in here in real life.

Now why cant everyone else see this??? :clap