I had this dream last night where everything and everyone in it wanted to shoot me, eat me, or chew my ankles off.
I don't know what I did, but T.I was pretty pissed at me, because he was intent on chasing me and shooting me down with some fully automatic machine gun. I was running and running, and he was shooting and shooting. So I had all these shots that grazed my legs and ripped holes in my jeans. I was pretty super pissed, because they weren't cheap, and I just got them. So, I had all this blood running down my legs like a faucet, but I could jump over these special, glowing rocks and get more energy, so I could keep running and not get tired. At one point, I was suddenly in the ghetto, and this chick with black and purple dreads was dragging me up the stairs. I didn't know who she was, but she offered me a joint. And so, we sat at the top of this stairwell and smoked, until we thought the coast was clear. She took me to some crappy, ghetto apartment and then out of no where, T.I. came flying through the window in slow motion, spraying bullets all over the place.
I don't remember what happened after that, but then Liam and I ended up at this house-slash-trailer-slash-log cabin place. It was on this empty lake that these rednecks were filling up with their garden hose.
They told us that once they dun filled up the lake, these really scary creatures could then swim across to their yard from the woods across the "lake." They were part raccoon, part fox, and part Chupacabra, and they chewed your ankles off. And if you were bit by one, you'd no longer have feet and you would be a creature kind of like them, only human form. And you'd have to live in the forest with them.
So, the rednecks had to really be on the lookout after they filled the lake for the summer months.
Then I remember being in a car and trying to tell Liam that my jeans got ruined by T.I.'s bullets, and he didn't believe me.
Then, I guess my cat was pissed at me, because, out of nowhere, she attacked me like she was rabid and she got really big, like a tiger. I was really sad, because we had to think about getting rid of her, because I couldn't very well go to sleep at night with a really pissed off, mutant housecat roaming the house.
Then we were back by the redneck, hose-filled-lake place. I asked this girl if she had seen any of the creatures and she said no. She told me that she swims in the hoselake and everything, and she is surprised that she hasn't gotten bitten, as if the avoidance of getting your ankles chewed off by a diseased riddled creature thing was just as normal as possibly getting a mosquito bite. She said if you swim in the shallow end, then you're safe.
So, we went to this party, but it was at a daycare and people were drinking and playing hide and go seek. Mary J. Blige and Jay-Z showed up and all these people yelled at him for marrying Beyonce the other day.
Then T.I. showed up and I went to hide so my new jeans wouldn't get shot up, and Liam went to confromt him about his shooting spree.
And that's all I remember.
I don't know what I did, but T.I was pretty pissed at me, because he was intent on chasing me and shooting me down with some fully automatic machine gun. I was running and running, and he was shooting and shooting. So I had all these shots that grazed my legs and ripped holes in my jeans. I was pretty super pissed, because they weren't cheap, and I just got them. So, I had all this blood running down my legs like a faucet, but I could jump over these special, glowing rocks and get more energy, so I could keep running and not get tired. At one point, I was suddenly in the ghetto, and this chick with black and purple dreads was dragging me up the stairs. I didn't know who she was, but she offered me a joint. And so, we sat at the top of this stairwell and smoked, until we thought the coast was clear. She took me to some crappy, ghetto apartment and then out of no where, T.I. came flying through the window in slow motion, spraying bullets all over the place.
I don't remember what happened after that, but then Liam and I ended up at this house-slash-trailer-slash-log cabin place. It was on this empty lake that these rednecks were filling up with their garden hose.
They told us that once they dun filled up the lake, these really scary creatures could then swim across to their yard from the woods across the "lake." They were part raccoon, part fox, and part Chupacabra, and they chewed your ankles off. And if you were bit by one, you'd no longer have feet and you would be a creature kind of like them, only human form. And you'd have to live in the forest with them.
So, the rednecks had to really be on the lookout after they filled the lake for the summer months.
Then I remember being in a car and trying to tell Liam that my jeans got ruined by T.I.'s bullets, and he didn't believe me.
Then, I guess my cat was pissed at me, because, out of nowhere, she attacked me like she was rabid and she got really big, like a tiger. I was really sad, because we had to think about getting rid of her, because I couldn't very well go to sleep at night with a really pissed off, mutant housecat roaming the house.
Then we were back by the redneck, hose-filled-lake place. I asked this girl if she had seen any of the creatures and she said no. She told me that she swims in the hoselake and everything, and she is surprised that she hasn't gotten bitten, as if the avoidance of getting your ankles chewed off by a diseased riddled creature thing was just as normal as possibly getting a mosquito bite. She said if you swim in the shallow end, then you're safe.
So, we went to this party, but it was at a daycare and people were drinking and playing hide and go seek. Mary J. Blige and Jay-Z showed up and all these people yelled at him for marrying Beyonce the other day.
Then T.I. showed up and I went to hide so my new jeans wouldn't get shot up, and Liam went to confromt him about his shooting spree.
And that's all I remember.
