My son is a nutcase!

[Mrs Behavin]

He turned 5 yrs old in December but we havent had him a birthday party yet because we were waiting for all the holiday stuff to get out of the way, etc.
Well he decided he wanted to have his birthday party so I was sitting here asking him what he wanted for his birthday and you know what the little booger told me he wants?

A measuring tape :wtf:

He says daddy has one and its so cool and he lets me play with it all the time. :24:

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

that is too cute!!

 

[Elle]

OMG, how CUTE!!

 

[debbie t]

thats lovely..eve once wanted a load of elastic bands for christmas ,,,everyone got her elastic bands (and other things too ) and she loved it and still smiles about it as young adult.

get him a really nice tape measure:24:

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

Sliderule...FTMFW!!

 

[livvy7678]

Awww thats adorable!!

 

[sundvlfn88]

Well, you can get off cheap for a B-day present that is for sure.

 

[sharpies]

Be very careful, some tape measures have a retractable metal tape, which can if allowed to run freely cut through flesh.

You may want to see if there are toy versions or a tape measure that has a really weak retraction spring.

Allan

 

[thrawn]

Sliderule...FTMFW!!

only a fellow engineer could appreciate this post

 

[Elle]

when I was an appraiser, I had a Tiffany's tape measure.

But that was for smaller stuff, mind you.

 

[bong_express]

that is absolutely adorable. when my godson was turning 5 he wanted me to marry him for his birthday!

 

[Dana]

I use tape measurers to measure my extension ladder

 

[bong_express]

ewww.... is that what i think you mean?

 

[thrawn]

I use tape measurers to measure my extension ladder

is that a euphemism for you need a four inch scale to measure your penis?

 

[Dana]

I don't know, who are you speaking to?

 

[Dana]

is that a euphemism for you need a four inch scale to measure your penis?

No.... I bought an extension ladder once and i needed a tape measurer to make sure it was long enough :unsure:

 

[charLIE2291]

If ya needed to measure then it probably wasnt then

 

[Keight]

LOL maybe hes thinking towards his future :24:

 

[Mrs Behavin]

Oh let me tell you what this child did to me about an hour ago! :willy_nilly:

When I got off work this morning I had a few bills I needed to go pay. This is around 8ish this morning and Cameron tells me he is hungry. So I pull into Sonic and am ordering him some breakfast. While Im in the middle of ordering I can hear him in the backseat messing with his carseat, then the boy opens the passenger side door and by the time I got the words "Boy what are you doing, get back in your carseat" out of my mouth, he tells me "Mommy I gotta pee real bad" while he is in the middle of peeing in the middle of the Sonic parking lot while he is standing on the edge of the car!! :eek
Do you have any idea how completely embarrassed I was? I will never go back to that Sonic again!!

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

That's no big deal Amy, I did that this morning on my way to work.

Ya gotta love the South