Biggest Perv On Offtopicz?

[Peter Parka]

It's always the pure sounding ones!

I'd like to fuck a nun!:rockon:

 

[NuckingFuts]

It's always the pure sounding ones!

I'd like to fuck a nun!:rockon:

Me too:stickit:

 

[COOL_BREEZE2]

I would say I am a big perv. I type really slow because it is hard to type fast with one free hand.:blowme:

Boomer's got my vote for 1st place, hands down...or should I say...hand in balls.

Peter is pretty daring.

And who is it that streaks in bars and win bets? Is it Bacon?

Huber is a sneaky one.

Ima Shit Hed. Well with a name like that. There's potential there.

Young Buck here seems to have some promise.

 

[hubersrj]

My vote's for hubersrj. That guy spent two years only posting in the Underground!!!

Not "only", but "mainly" would be more appropriate.:homo:

 

[sexy.time]

um hello?

*points at his egg smooth balls*



hahahahah i couldnt help myself

 

[hubersrj]

Haha! You should have seen him getting chatted up by some pissed up Geordie girl on Friday night! I don't think he knew quite what to do and was very polite to her. I was just blatently taking the piss out of her!:24:

Yeah, I was trying to be polite...she wasn't worth the cost of a condom, that's for damn sure, lol!!!!

 

[Boomer]

*runs in with fists in the air*

Yeah! I knew it!

I wannuh thank muh pops! Without him I wouldnt have the hanky I spend so much time with. I wannuh thank my sponsors Jergens Lotions and Angel Soft. I also want to thank my fans! Without you guys I wouldnt be here!

:award:

 

[Suzie]

*runs in with fists in the air*

Yeah! I knew it!

I wannuh thank muh pops! Without him I wouldnt have the hanky I spend so much time with. I wannuh thank my sponsors Jergens Lotions and Angel Soft. I also want to thank my fans! Without you guys I wouldnt be here!

:award:

:24::24::24: Your too much Boom!!!

 

[Peter Parka]

Yeah, I was trying to be polite...she wasn't worth the cost of a condom, that's for damn sure, lol!!!!

:24::24::24: You know it! Think this might put you in with a shout for biggest perv though!:24::24::24:

 

[hubersrj]

lol...I woulda put it in her if she begged though, lol!!!!!

 

[Dana]

this thread's got me dying over here

 

[Boomer]

*touches himself to Huber and Pete's conversation* Oh yeah...eat that shit!

 

[hubersrj]

Boomer might be taking the lead here for good, lol!!!!

 

[boxer810]

*touches himself to Huber and Pete's conversation* Oh yeah...eat that shit!

Let's make boom boom in my room room.....

....oh wait, YOU'RE supposed to be the one in the running for the biggest pervert, not me! My bad.....continue :24:

 

[hubersrj]

um, were you offering Boomer boom boom? if you were, be cautious, he may take you up on it! Especially if tequila is involved!

 

[Boomer]

Tequila makes my clothes fall off. *in a girly voice* :24:

 

[boxer810]

Well now, tequila, Boomer, clothes falling off.....



Sounds like a production for Peter to get in on, since he's the porn producer :24: :willy_nilly:

 

[Boomer]

I dont know about Peter seein muh Peter. Give'em another reason to be jealous of Americans.

 

[hubersrj]

ok, Pete's my friend....but that shit is just hilarious!!!!

 

[NightWarrior]

Pony's da biggest perv, 2 cocks up on that one.