Wow, my school's security sucks

Dodge_Sniper

Dodge_Sniper

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So, last week, I was joking around in lunch and said in a rather loud voice, with the principal even standing behind me, "Michael, put that gun away!". I didn't even get an odd glance my way. So just to test him, I said even louder, "Man, I can't wait to set off this bomb!" Nothing, again! :willy_nilly: Frightening to think what we could really pull off in this school!
 
That's not even the tip of the iceberg! There was some skater dude doing lines in class, the teacher didn't even notice! I tried reporting it to the principal so I could get me that cash reward, they let him go because they found nothing on him. Dumbasses! Of course it's not on him, he snorted it all! Drug test the son of a bitch!
 
Dodge_Sniper said:
So, last week, I was joking around in lunch and said in a rather loud voice, with the principal even standing behind me, "Michael, put that gun away!". I didn't even get an odd glance my way. So just to test him, I said even louder, "Man, I can't wait to set off this bomb!" Nothing, again! :willy_nilly: Frightening to think what we could really pull off in this school!
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All I can say is, don't ever try that shit on an aeroplane or at an airport!:eek
 
For the life of me, I don't understand why you would do something like that. With all the school shootings and crap that have happened, most schools have now adopted a zero tolerance policy.
You very easily could have been expelled from school for that stupid stunt... and I would be behind the schools decision if that would have happened...
 
Dodge_Sniper said:
So, last week, I was joking around in lunch and said in a rather loud voice, with the principal even standing behind me, "Michael, put that gun away!". I didn't even get an odd glance my way. So just to test him, I said even louder, "Man, I can't wait to set off this bomb!" Nothing, again! :willy_nilly: Frightening to think what we could really pull off in this school!
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maybe he just isn't scared by you lol
 
If you want to get technical, they were merely jokes, I wasn't serious. They can't arrest me for making a joke. I pulled this shit all day in 3rd period today, the teacher was even laughing! I said something along the lines of, "So, you ready to set off that bomb during lunch dude?!" and the teacher was laughing.

Besides, our school has worse problems, such as kids doing dip and doing lines during class. If they arrest me for a joke, that won't stop the drug/tobacco use in class.
 
Joke or not, it doesn't matter...

Try calling your school and telling them there is a bomb on campus.... then let them in on the joke later.

Go to the airport and talk about a bomb in your suitcase.... then let them in on the joke later.

Go to the police station and tell them you want to set a bomb off.... then let them in on the joke later...

Ah, nevermind....
 
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