Heres a story for you lol..
So one night i am working the late shift, and my boss has a very bad habit of drinking in his back office with anyone and everyone and for some reason when this happens i get stuck up front untill roughly 1 or 2am where i should finish at like 10pm.
So anyways on this very night, he calls me into his office to play bar tender and wants me to cut some Limes for there Tequila shots. So he hands me a BUTTER knife and tells me to cut them. So i look at him blankly and try and low and behold the BUTTER knife is blunt. So i inform him of this and he yells "Roxi stop being a pain and just cut the f'ing limes" (hehe i just censored myself) So i inform him that there are sharper knifes in the kitchen and ill go grab one and do it to which once again he yells "just cut the f'ing limes with you"
So im trying my hardest to cut said limes and slip cause of the dull BUTTER knife and cut my finger open and im bleeding pretty bad, he comes over to me cause i yelled and doesnt say OMG are you ok he looks at me dead in the eye and says "Well done Roxi you ruined the limes go buy some more right now" So i go up front get the first aid kit and start cleaning my finger he comes up front cause he was watching me on the CCTV cams and was like what are you doing i told him i was fixing my finger then going to the store "When i tell you to do something i expect you to do it right away screw your finger and go get the limes right now."
So i go to the store across the street and i get the limes i am at the check out and i am Bleeding all over the floor and the cashier felt so bad for me she gets a first aid kit and bandages my finger for me. I go back to the office its like maybe 12.30 at night and i start cutting the limes. He turns around to me "Where the hell have you been you have been gone for 15mins" So i explain to him that i its takes that amount of time to get there get the stuff and come back. He looks at my finger "oh my god do you not speak English, aint you from England you should speak perfect English i told you to sort that out when you get back and you ignored me. Next time i tell you to not do something and do something i expect you to do are your f'ing told do you understand me"
So i finish cutting the limes and i leave his office didnt leave work till 2.30 in the morning, and the next day he instucts me he is not paying me for the 4 and half hours extra i worked cause i was insobordanant (However you spell it).
Now none of this is a exaggeration if it was i would feel alot better about it but its really now...
HE IS EVIL AND MUST BE DESTROYED..!!!