Women: See If Men CAN give good advice

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Thought I'd start this thread up to see if we can bridge the gap between differences between men and women! Here's the idea, women, post your girly dilemmas and men, see if you can come up with a satisfactory answer to them. What do you you all think?
 
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why do all my guy friends sleep with dirtty girls?? and then want me to hang out with their new flavor of the week... asking for my approval???
 
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Jersey said:
why do all my guy friends sleep with dirtty girls?? and then want me to hang out with their new flavor of the week... asking for my approval???
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Because they really fancy you so much that the're too shy to say so but think you will find them attractive if they prove that good looking girls (in their opinion) are attracted to them. Its a pretty sad and warped way of looking at things but when I was free and single its the sort of crap I'd probably pull toward girls I fancied but only if I really liked them. If the're not mature enough yet to tell you how they feel, either forget about them or cut the crap if they wont, and tell them either you would never go out with them because you dont like them in that way or if you do like them, fess up.:)
 
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ok, but they arent ones that im interested in though.. so i dunno why they are making me meet all these girls...
 
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Like I said it might be because they fancy you. If they don't its probably because they see you as a good and trustworthy friend who's opinion matters to them. Tell them honestly what you think of the girls explaining that you're not trying to be a bitch but are just saying what you think is best for them.:)
 
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Kat said:
why is it that certain guys can never say i love you...until its kinda too late
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Easy! Because it goes against their macho image and they dont realise they look more stupid, dumped, than saying those three little words, until its too late!
 
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Jersey said:
why do all my guy friends sleep with dirtty girls?? and then want me to hang out with their new flavor of the week... asking for my approval???
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Dear Jersey,

The answer is quite simple. Guys think with their dicks (not me of course:)) and the idea of sleeping with "dirty" girls excite them.

Which reminds me of a joke:

One day God came to Adam for a brief discussion. "I've got some good news and some bad news." God said.

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Adam looked thoughtfully at his maker and replied, "Please give me the good news first."
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Smiling, God explained, "I've created two new organs for you. One is called a brain. This organ will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and carry on productive conversations with Eve. The other organ is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your intelligent life form and begin populating the planet. Eve will be very pleased that you are now equipped with this organ as she will be able to conceive children."
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif] Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great and wonderful gifts you have given me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?"
God then looked upon Adam, and said with great sorrow, "The bad news is I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time."[/FONT]
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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Why they want you [/FONT]to hang out with their new flavor of the week... asking for your approval???

Well, they just want to show off their prowess and get you jealous.
 
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Kat said:
why is it that certain guys can never say i love you...until its kinda too late
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Dear Kat,

That would be because "certain" guys are afraid of commitment and don't realize they have a good thing right in front of their eyes until it's kinda too late.

Advice: Put on your sexiest negligee before getting down to the nitty gritty, take your time, seduce and entice him and get him excited. Then just when he can't take the teasing any more and before he gets to indulge in the goodies, slowly work you mouth up, ease your lips to his ear and whisper the magic words "Do you love me?"

That oughtta work like candy from a baby.:)

This one's free of charge.
 
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COOL_BREEZE2 said:
Dear Kat,

That would be because "certain" guys are afraid of commitment and don't realize they have a good thing right in front of their eyes until it's kinda too late.
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afraid of commitment...kinda a sad state to be in when they have a kid with said girl...and jumped full force into things without her asking or expecting
 
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Kat said:
afraid of commitment...kinda a sad state to be in when they have a kid with said girl...and jumped full force into things without her asking or expecting
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So true Kat. Comes back to "God to Adam, the bad news joke...Brain vs penis"
.........."[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The bad news is I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time."

Just joking. It's really a pity when such things happen and the man doesn't live up to his responsibility.
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Mrs Behavin said:
Why do some guys put their friends before their own family?
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Dear Misbehaving,

Very good question. That may be from the tendency for one to take their family for granted, with the feeling they're always going to be there for them.

Friends on the other hand come and go (in comparison to family) and the guys might just be wanting to indulge in some carefree activities while they can get it. Additionally, some guys feel threatened when they feel women want to restrict them from hanging out with their friends.

Balance is the key here though and responsible men would try to put family first.
 
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I'm just gonna keep posting because these boobies to the left are turning me on.
 
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