The words I most hate to be woken up with

[Caprica]

Watch Your Eyes, I'm Turning On The Light

 

[AUDRAA]

wow havent heard that in awhile yeah that sucks!

 

[dt3]

Not as bad as: "Fire! Get out!"

 

[dt3]

Or: "Wow, you're hot. Who are you again???"

 

[Suzie]

HAHAHHAHA Donnie!!!!!!

 

[GraceAbounds]

I don't like being woken up by an alarm clock. My DH hugs me every morning to wake me up. It is a nice way to be woken.

 

[Mrs Behavin]

"Its time to get up" or "You gonna get up and get the girls ready for school"

 

[dt3]

Another crappy one: "That'll be $350"

 

[CRZY72004]

bars closed get the f**k out

 

[dt3]

My personal all time least favorite:

"Hey, I'm sure you don't remember but my name's Steve. You can call me CRZY72004 though."

 

[TheLightedPath]

"Where the hell are we and who are you?"

 

[GuesSAngel]

I hate Tim's alarm clock, it's so loud and then he'll let it go forever. And then hit the snooze button after that at least 20 times! Okay well not 20, but it seems like it. I'm usually the one pushing him out of bed.

 

[CRZY72004]

Dude how much did I have to drink last night and why are these goats winking at me

 

[sundvlfn88]

My personal all time least favorite:

"Hey, I'm sure you don't remember but my name's Steve. You can call me CRZY72004 though."

Too funny. I have an automatic alarm clock in myself so I don't hear any clocks or people waking me up as I am always the first one up in my house.

 

[Jersey]

how 'bout "hurry, get your clothes- my wife will be home soon"

 

[groundpounder]

I am awakened by my inner peace.

Zen for the WIN!

 

[groundpounder]

good job starting this, Cap. This one's better than "My boyfriend's band kinda sucks" thread. Well played!!

And Donnie, you're owning this thread, dog!! That is some funny shit and I'm going to rep you for one of them since I'm a good sport and not some bow-legged booger eater!

 

[sexy.time]

you now have lymphoma. enjoy!

 

[Jersey]

p.s-- i swear that never really happened to me

 

[AUDRAA]

I am awakened by hair brushing against my inner thigh
cavegirl head for the WIN!

wow Jason thats pretty cool