Attention!

[TheOriginalJames]

When isn't Chris being bad?

 

[UncleBacon]

nope just being a man haha

 

[PrincessJettMicheyl]

the man part is debatable. the being part is undeniable.

 

[TheOriginalJames]

hahaha

 

[Tim]

Just remember, 89% of all MEN masturbate and the other 11% lie

 

[PrincessJettMicheyl]

i absolutely agree, Tim.

 

[UncleBacon]

I thought it was 95% of men masterbate in the shower the other 5% sing.....what do you sing? I sing I have the world in my hands....tim sings its a small world after all

 

[Tim]

I thought it was 95% of men masterbate in the shower the other 5% sing.....what do you sing? I sing I have the world in my hands....tim sings its a small world after all

Yes, but only when the water is cold...

 

[White2000GT]

I never masturbate.









*gets struck by random bolt of lightning*

 

[TheOriginalJames]

I never masturbate.









*gets struck by random bolt of lightning*

*points and laughs at White as he fries*

 

[sharpies]

Masturbation is for pussies.

Allan

 

[Peter Parka]

Masturbation is for pussies.

Allan

......and dicks!

 

[UncleBacon]

I guess I am what I eat

 

[Tim]

I think I remember you calling yourself an asshole once..... Damn Bacon, that's not a visual that I wanted so early in the morning.

 

[UncleBacon]

well you said you were a dick so....thats not a visual I want

 

[Tim]

Damnit Bacon, what are you doing up so early? I was hoping you wouldn't see that for a while.

And I don't suck dick.... even if I could suck my own, I wouldn't.... :yuk

 

[GuesSAngel]

yes you would. if you could suck your own dick i would make you do it so i could get a good laugh

 

[Haus]

:thatfunny::thatfunny::thatfunny::thatfunny::thatfunny::thatfunny::thatfunny:

 

[BreakfastSurreal]

my fiance really never does that. He thinks it's weird. He only lets me do it to him lol.

 

[elluko]

I thought it was 95% of men masterbate in the shower the other 5% sing.....what do you sing? I sing I have the world in my hands....tim sings its a small world after all

And 92% of all statistics are made up.