DUDE! how shit faced were you?!

[Natasha]

I forgot about all the random guys we took your picture with. :24:

 

[Natasha]

You KNOW V is drunk when she actually smokes. Literally...twice I have seen her smoke. And we've been getting drunk together for YEARS!!!

For the record, it was an 80s pub crawl. THAT is my excuse for the green eye makeup. :24:

Bwahahahahahaha...OMG, that guy's face is priceless!!!

I'm only posting the ones that make me laugh uncontrollably. Christ, minus the 2 hours we spent shopping for your wedding dress, V, we stayed plastered that ENTIRE trip. :24:

Awww, I <3 this pic of V and Jersey.

 

[Natasha]

OMG, V!!! It's the pink thong whore!!!

Literally, we got kicked out of this bar for telling the pink thong girl (the band's groupie, apparently) to get her naked ass off the back of our bench seat. The band then toasted the entire bar and called us "unwelcome."

 

[Natasha]

Bwahahahaha!!!

Okay, I have to stop looking at these pictures. :24:

 

[Panacea]

Omg what a stupid whore LOL
*not y'all, the thong girl :24:

 

[Veronica]

Keep going! We have WAY more than that!!!!

 

[fuel1316]

Love them!

 

[Jezzebelle]

Like a G6!

 

[Natasha]

Omg what a stupid whore LOL
*not y'all, the thong girl :24:

Apparently it was her birthday that night...so telling her to please keep her nekkid ass off the top of your bench seat, right next to your head, offended her and the band that probably passed her around like a doobie 2 hours later. The good news is that the bar owner DID buy us a round of drinks before they kicked us out. :dunno

 

[rback33]

Should have licked her ass...

 

[Natasha]

Keep going! We have WAY more than that!!!!

The bosslady has spoken.

I don't know WTF you were doing, V...

Again, no clue what either of us is doing here.

Random guys, LOL

Bwahahahahaha...

 

[Jezzebelle]

should have licked her ass...

wtf??

 

[Veronica]

Apparently it was her birthday that night...so telling her to please keep her nekkid ass off the top of your bench seat, right next to your head, offended her and the band that probably passed her around like a doobie 2 hours later. The good news is that the bar owner DID buy us a round of drinks before they kicked us out. :dunno

I was slightly a bitch bout it lol

 

[Veronica]

Blast from past. Love it

 

[Natasha]

I was slightly a bitch bout it lol

Whatever...the fact that it was her 21st birthday did NOT give her the right to constantly annoy paying customers. I hope she fell in a Florida sewer and drowned on her way home. :24:

 

[Jezzebelle]

21??? Jesus she has the ass of a 50 year old! When I first saw the pic, I was like "aww that poor old whore groupie" :/

 

[rback33]

Lmao nevermind my drunk ass posting from my phone but the sex is gonna be GOOD tonight!

 

[Panacea]

21??? Jesus she has the ass of a 50 year old! When I first saw the pic, I was like "aww that poor old whore groupie" :/

Same here!!

 

[hart]

Luv it

 

[Weebs]

This is an inspiring thread! Dammit! Now I wanna open a club!

Here's some random drunken Weebs stolen from my kids facebook.


I decided that I wanted my wife to notice my nipple..


One of our Halloween bashes.


Backyard bash just before passing out..


Daughters hot assed friends dared me to wear heels...
I wore those things for 2-3 mins and it hurt like hell.


Yeah my nieces are hot..


Telling my daughter a tall tale...
You can tell she believes me.


Red solo cups are the mark of the finest establishments.


If in the morning after a great backyard bash, you find undies in
your front yard... you KNOW your guests had a good time..