Boasting about your non-existent attributes.

[HK]

This is probably in the wrong area.

So here's something interesting I've experienced before. Why do guys with very little to brag about make a big deal about what they got going on?

Seriously. I dated one guy long distance a while ago, and he always, always made a point of mentioning how big and hard everything was 'down there' when the conversation went in that direction. Now I wasn't expecting a record breaker, but it does build your expectations a little. So when he unveiled something quite obviously below average, it felt a little bit like being duped.

Why even do it guys? It's not like we're not going to find out.

And just to be fair and equal, I don't understand women who use ridiculous levels of push up bras and gel inserts either. Once he gets your bra undone, it's going to be obvious that you don't have very honest breasts.

So why? Why do we lie about things that are obviously going to get exposed (literally) sooner or later?

 

[Dana]

I say shit like that fuckin around... I'm like Go Go Gadget...

 

[jassilem]

HK I have no idea.. unless they are working with a mirror that is like objects appear bigger than they are..

As for the boob thing ... I am clueless.. mine are what they are and pushups for my girls would just be scary.. LOL

 

[itsmeJonB]

I never talk about my unit, even jokingly, in case exactly what you mention happens, I don't want to disappoint

 

[Dana]

 

[Natasha]

I've always wondered that, too. I mean, I don't expect every guy to be hung like a horse or anything...but if don't build it up if you KNOW that it's below average. It's like women and their age...why do women in their late 40s wanna try to pass themselves off as being in their mid-30s??? All that does is make people think "damn, she looks like SHIT for her age!!!" I'ma lie and go the opposite direction. I look good for 80, don't I???

 

[jassilem]

i've always wondered that, too. I mean, i don't expect every guy to be hung like a horse or anything...but if don't build it up if you know that it's below average. It's like women and their age...why do women in their late 40s wanna try to pass themselves off as being in their mid-30s??? All that does is make people think "damn, she looks like shit for her age!!!" i'ma lie and go the opposite direction. i look good for 80, don't i???

:24::24::24:

 

[Siphorous]

Now if that guy had said "Can you pinch less than an inch?" that might not go down so well. Perhaps that's why guys exaggerate?

 

[skyblue]

i'm not boasting but i have a big one,why bother with the six pack when you can have the whole barrel?.......you were on about bellies ii presume

 

[Peter Parka]

Probably because women talk about liking big cocks and they feel inadequate? :dunno

 

[HK]

Probably because women talk about liking big cocks and they feel inadequate? :dunno

I can sort of understand why you'd want to boast in general as yeah, no one really appreciates something you need to hunt for in the sack.

But if you have the specific intention of eventually showing your dick to the lady in question then why go out of your way to outright lie about it?

I think a smaller than average member is easier to swallow 24 if it hasn't been built up as something much bigger in advance. Don't raise expectations if you don't want to disappoint!

 

[Niamh]

I can honestly say I never come across men bragging about how big they are (even if they have reason to), well, in a serious way anyhow

 

[Pumpkin]

I can honestly say I never come across men bragging about how big they are (even if they have reason to), well, in a serious way anyhow

Same here. Maybe in a blatantly joking way but never seriously bragging about how big they are.

But I agree its damn stupid

 

[Tanya1989]

Probably because women talk about liking big cocks and they feel inadequate? :dunno

I don't like big. If sex is uncomfortable I'd rather be a nun

 

[Panacea]

Definitely have seen that before lol. Idk, they must think you'll never see it. Most people want to be better than they are.

My boyfriend was the opposite, which is weird, when we met online he eluded to being undersized in a thread, making a couple jokes. When I did see him, I was flabbergasted lol. But I am glad he isn't the type to brag, that's fucking annoying.

As for push-up bras, I wear them, not to make my boobs look bigger, but because I cringe at the physical feeling of them being affected by gravity at all lol. But ya, I'm sure these women just want to be bigger, and they overlook the fact they'll be found out.

 

[Mystic]

i find the guys that brag are the guys that have small dicks....so when men do brag i laugh and normally say, let me guess you are about 7inches long...thats not big..... 9 and up is big, anything else is just average or pencil dicked.

But yes, society is all about pea-cocking and putting on a show rather than just being yourself.


I like big cocks and i can not lie
You other chicks cant deny
When a guy walks in and his junk hanging like a limb....

oooooh baby i wanna get with ya...



lmao :24r something like that. What do expect for a white girl? :ninja

 

[Peter Parka]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xR2wE1U-8Jk&feature=related

 

[AUFred]

I can't imagine bragging about what I don't have. That's like offering to pick up your date in a Lamborghini and showing up in a Pinto.

 

[rback33]

LMAO Fred nice analogy....


If I am talking about my junk it's the opposite.... I make small candy references to it... I actually have exes that got pissed at me about my small dick jokes... Why can't I poke fun at myself?

 

[darkcgi]

i dont know i guess because its kinda like how girls say size doesnt matter
but it really does
and they just say that to not sound like a ho or to make some one else not feel bad cause they dont have much