This sexuality shit needs to stop...

[Natasha]

To be fair, there are several people who keep it to rep simply b/c they know it's not infractable...not for some noble reason like not derailing a thread. But I agree w/ the rest.

 

[Peter Parka]

What's that I hear?


BTW sending a neg rep does not make you a spineless...etc...etc like some people think just because they are nosy and want to see who, what, when, where, why the rep was left. The person simply chooses to keep it out of the damn topic, AHEM...that's what the NEG rep and POS rep is for...to keep shit they don't want others seeing out of the topic.

I agree. But trying to insult someone by calling them gay, that would make the person who did it......what's the politically correct term....... shit, I don't know, special?

 

[AnitaBeer]

To be fair, there are several people who keep it to rep simply b/c they know it's not infractable...not for some noble reason like not derailing a thread. But I agree w/ the rest.

I mention the rep thing because it's not something new. Even when people could get into trouble for what they put in rep, they would still keep some of the comments in rep.

So to me nothing has changed with the whole situation other than the new rules.

I'm glad we can agree on some things tho!

 

[AnitaBeer]

I agree. But trying to insult someone by calling them gay, that would make the person who did it......what's the politically correct term....... shit, I don't know, special?

:24:

Gay is almost a term of endearment today, so who knows... :24:

 

[All Else Failed]

Going to neg everyone in this thread hold on

 

[Peter Parka]

:24:

Gay is almost a term of endearment today, so who knows... :24:

:24: I lose track, hear kids talk and apparently the dead cat in the salt bin at the end of the road is gay. :wtf:

 

[Roxi]

Good fucking god people. This place is not a play ground for the 3 year olds. If something happened in a rep then pm the person and take care of it that way. All your doing is stooping to a lower level.

BTW sending a neg rep does not make you a spineless...etc...etc like some people think just because they are nosy and want to see who, what, when, where, why the rep was left. The person simply chooses to keep it out of the damn topic, AHEM...that's what the NEG rep and POS rep is for...to keep shit they don't want others seeing out of the topic.

Oh some of the irony...... it's ok for me to be a dick to people, but damn it don't you go being a dick to me because I'm going to run and tattle and expect to get my way...OK?!

FFS...as Peter said!

Man your attractive when you are angry and serious!!!! Ooooops did I just gay up this thread!!!!

 

[AnitaBeer]

:24: I lose track, hear kids talk and apparently the dead cat in the salt bin at the end of the road is gay. :wtf:

I don't think people know what it means anymore. I'm going to keep believing it just means I'm one happy SOB.

Man your attractive when you are angry and serious!!!! Ooooops did I just gay up this thread!!!!

RAWR

 

[brieze]

@ <-- Dana's face. * <-- Bri's hand.


I feel a bitch slap is all I need to add.

 

[itsmeJonB]

"We're all a little gay" -South Park

 

[Dana]

What's that I hear?

Good fucking god people. This place is not a play ground for the 3 year olds. If something happened in a rep then pm the person and take care of it that way. All your doing is stooping to a lower level.

BTW sending a neg rep does not make you a spineless...etc...etc like some people think just because they are nosy and want to see who, what, when, where, why the rep was left. The person simply chooses to keep it out of the damn topic, AHEM...that's what the NEG rep and POS rep is for...to keep shit they don't want others seeing out of the topic.

Oh some of the irony...... it's ok for me to be a dick to people, but damn it don't you go being a dick to me because I'm going to run and tattle and expect to get my way...OK?!

FFS...as Peter said!

Stop your fucking ass kissing. You aren't a moderator so get the fuck off your high horse. You should be the last person doling out "advice".

 

[Peter Parka]

 

[Dana]

looks just like u...

 

[CRZY72004]

Nice:24:

looks just like u...

Hey just a quick question do you stick it in his ass, if not stop the bitching cheese and rice grow a pair

 

[Peter Parka]

looks just like u...

Tuffdisc? Is that you? :24:

 

[Natasha]

And another Tuffdisc mention. I'll say it again...you guys must REALLY miss him.

 

[retro]

And another Tuffdisc mention. I'll say it again...you guys must REALLY miss him.

There's a difference between mocking someone that isn't around and actually wanting them to return. Seems like a pretty simple concept. :dunno

 

[Natasha]

There's a difference between mocking someone that isn't around and actually wanting them to return. Seems like a pretty simple concept. :dunno

So it's being two-faced instead of missing someone...got it. That WAS simple.

 

[retro]

So it's being two-faced instead of missing someone...got it. That WAS simple.

I'm not entirely certain how you've made that connection... two faced? How?

 

[Peter Parka]

Some trolls are just so bad that they enter the English language. Take this one on the West Ham forum I post on for instance, it's getting on for 5 years ago or more since Lord Zoltan got banned but his memory lives on in the form of Zoltaneering. It's very clever, it's even got in the urban dictionary! This is how it works -


zoltaneering 75 up, 3 down
Consists of throwing a snippet of one-upmanship bragging, into an otherwise innocent looking question
An example of zoltaneering:
"How do you park a Bentley close enough to the entrance of the Ivy so that my Peruvian model girlfriend doesn't get her hair wet when it rains? Thanks in advance"


Thats a bad example, it's far cleverer than that, even, this is a guide to Zoltaneering -
(© Issac Hock)

A guide to Zoltaneering (© Issac Hock)
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Some of you are still struggling with Zoltaneering, just follow this guide and you wont go far wrong.

1. Take the fact that you want to impress WHO-ites with. For the sake of this example you can use the fact that you are being sent to Hong Kong on business in a few weeks. Remember, it matters little that you have not got a passport, it matters less that you haven't got a job. Thats the beauty of Zoltaneering, and the reason that it remains the fastest growing passtime on WHO.

2. Think of a question. It should be a question which provides maximum flexibility in terms of combining other questions. For the purpose of this example, we can use a question relating to the purchase of a PSP.

3. Combine the fact you wish to tell everyone about (part 1) with the mundane question (part 2) MAKING PART 2 THE FOCUS OF THE STATEMENT.

Correct:- "Will I be able to buy a PSP when I'm in Hong Kong next week?"

Incorrect:- "I'm going to Hong Kong on business. Will I be able to buy a PSP whilst there?"

Again, I am quite prepared to offer this thread as a Zoltaneering school, offer up your examples and I will attempt to help you along. So long as while I am typing I dont have one of my many page 3 girlfriends attempting to suck me off, of course.

Happy Zoltaneering!

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A guide to Reverse-Zoltaneering (© Issac Hock)

The phenomenon of reverse Zoltaneering occurs when the opposite intention of a Zoltanesque comment occurs, often with toe-curlingly embarrassing consequences. The majority of cases of reverse Zoltaneering will involve a naive comment, made to impress, which reveals information about the commentator for which they will be ridiculed and/or pitied.

Consider the attempted Zoltan:- "Does anyone know if Claridges is open on Sunday as I am taking my new bird Dana International out for some grub."

The intention of the comment is to reveal that the commenter has a glamorous lifestyle and a famous girlfriend. The actual effect is to reveal that his new girlfriend has a cock.

**With Thanks to fruitloop for providing this information in his profile**



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