What is your guilty pleasure?

[Dame of Fail]

List them. You know you want to.:nod:



The first couple that come to mind are:-

Elbowing my husband in the rib cage at night after he has disturbed my sleep with his snoring.

Putting my Ultimate Manilow CD on repeat. . .in the car. . .while my husband's driving.

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Eating with my fingers :ninja

 

[edgray]

soaking my feet in my bidet.
getting stoned and taking a shower.
bothering my cats.

 

[Springsteen]

TV shows in the daytime about people buying houses (Homes Under The Hammer, To Buy Or Not To Buy), I enjoy watching them.

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

The perfect back scratcher is my hair brush.

 

[Dame of Fail]

Eating with my fingers :ninja

:willy_nilly:

Now THAT'S a guilty pleasure!

soaking my feet in my bidet.
getting stoned and taking a shower.
bothering my cats.

In your what? Is that another word for jizz?

TV shows in the daytime about people buying houses (Homes Under The Hammer, To Buy Or Not To Buy), I enjoy watching them.

hahaha, Why are they your guilty pleasure though?:ninja

The perfect back scratcher is my hair brush.

:thumbup

I'll use the doorway, lol,

 

[Springsteen]

They just are, no real reason for it.

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Lol well I don't eat with my fingers all the time, it is messy But if something is being a pain in the arse like I can't cut the meat off the bone of my steak, I'll gladly give it a rip :ninja God I sound horrible, but I swear I know proper etiquette :willy_nilly:

 

[edgray]

In your what? Is that another word for jizz?

A bidet:



I normally refer to my jizz as "the flood".

 

[edgray]

Lol well I don't eat with my fingers all the time, it is messy But if something is being a pain in the arse like I can't cut the meat off the bone of my steak, I'll gladly give it a rip :ninja God I sound horrible, but I swear I know proper etiquette :willy_nilly:

eating Indian food with your fingers is awesome. Never tried that with steak tho...

 

[Butterfly]

Coffee
Chocolate
Flirting

:24:

 

[Dame of Fail]

They just are, no real reason for it.

Oh, sorry. Thought there may have been a bit more to it.

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

I don't like other people farting anywhere near me (if there's food) but if I do it to myself I piss myself laughing.

 

[Dame of Fail]

Lol well I don't eat with my fingers all the time, it is messy But if something is being a pain in the arse like I can't cut the meat off the bone of my steak, I'll gladly give it a rip :ninja God I sound horrible, but I swear I know proper etiquette :willy_nilly:

hahaha
...I admire you for eating with your fingers. I don't like food getting under my nails.:yuk

A bidet:



I normally refer to my jizz as "the flood".

Porno cummer, eh? lol
You soak your feet in toilet water?

Coffee
Chocolate
Flirting

:24:

I'm right there with you!:thumbup

 

[edgray]

You soak your feet in toilet water?

No, it's not a toilet. It delivers the same clean hot water that the shower does, just in a conveniently low basin format that is not only the best way to clean your derriere post poopage, but also a fine place to soak cold sore feet.

 

[sexysadie]

Coffee
Chocolate
Flirting

:24:

Those three and shoes...lol

 

[Dame of Fail]

No, it's not a toilet. It delivers the same clean hot water that the shower does, just in a conveniently low basin format that is not only the best way to clean your derriere post poopage, but also a fine place to soak cold sore feet.

Ah! One of those! How shameful not to recognize it by name.

Considering I live abroad and have travelled to alot of places in Europe, I've yet to see one up-close and personal. Must go to France.:thumbup

 

[Dame of Fail]

Those three and shoes...lol

Don't even get me started on shoes!:willy_nilly:

 

[sexysadie]

Don't even get me started on shoes!:willy_nilly:

I'm seriously thinking about adding a new room onto the house just for my shoes...lol...:24:

 

[dkwrtw]

Can't say I feel particularly guilty about anything I take pleasure in :dunno