What Do You Do When She Says No?

[The Man]

Depends on how badly one wants to get laid that night.

But I dont want my bowels to go from one extreme to another

see above :surrender

Do we need special glasses ?

Save whose money??? I won't let her pay the bill if we went together for dining or movies!

They want to save our money so they can spend it later

Suck it up and do what your told.. :nod:

If I did that I would be watching chick flicks and drinking diet soda

Usually it's the opposite.

Meatloaf, no matter how bad it is, is ALWAYS better the next day. Sex, however, is best served fresh.

Enjoy the sex, brah. Decent meatloaf sammich is yours to be had the next day.

I think I love you

Um... you either eat her meatloaf or take her out for the best damn (insert her favorite food) she's ever had.

And here's a hint: if you eat her meatloaf, awful or not, you go back for seconds!

If I insert favorite food .....I would be paying 10 bucks a salad

 

[The Man]

The best sex of your life if you don't get seconds of that meatloaf, bub.

Kinda hard to have sex in the ER

 

[jassilem]

If I did that I would be watching chick flicks and drinking diet soda

I see nothing wrong with that.. :nod:

 

[jassilem]

Another possibility is you cook for her!

 

[The Man]

lmfao compromise and eat her out....

I see it now...you sly one you

 

[jassilem]

I see it now...you sly one you

You're welcome

 

[The Man]

Another possibility is you cook for her!

I make a GOOD meatloaf........cooked until done on a grate so it dont soak in its own grease.
Slightly crisp on top...........O yeah

 

[The Man]

You're welcome

Thanks

 

[jassilem]

I make a GOOD meatloaf........cooked until done on a grate so it dont soak in its own grease.
Slightly crisp on top...........O yeah

Good for you... I am sure it's lovely... but :yukno thanks.

 

[The Man]

Good for you... I am sure it's lovely... but :yukno thanks.

Its actually good...people devour it rather than eat everything else...lets just say they take seconds lol

 

[six6six6six6]

Eat the fucking meatloaf with a smile on your face! Trust me I was married once.

 

[jassilem]

Its actually good...people devour it rather than eat everything else...lets just say they take seconds lol

For some reason I don't we are talking meatloaf anymore! :ninja

 

[jassilem]

Eat the fucking meatloaf with a smile on your face! Trust me I was married once.

So you were taught in the school of do what you're told!

 

[six6six6six6]

Exactly.

 

[jassilem]

Exactly.

Smart man!

 

[six6six6six6]

I valued my sex life, also she was a great cook she rarely made anything disgusting except pinto beans :yuk

 

[jassilem]

I valued my sex life, also she was a great cook she rarely made anything disgusting except pinto beans :yuk

That's good then.. I know I have made something awful a couple times but Jamie just dumps Franks on it and eats it anyway...

 

[The Man]

Eat the fucking meatloaf with a smile on your face! Trust me I was married once.

How did that work out for you ? :tongue:

 

[six6six6six6]

How did that work out for you ? :tongue:

Great! Until she went to prison

 

[The Man]

I valued my sex life, also she was a great cook she rarely made anything disgusting except pinto beans :yuk

Did you have sex on pinto bean night?