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Do you think zirc is Amish?

  • Yes, she makes quilts

    Votes: 1 5.0%
  • Of course not, she's a Flames fan

    Votes: 8 40.0%
  • Wut's an amish?

    Votes: 1 5.0%
  • Please send cookies

    Votes: 10 50.0%

  • Total voters
    20
Mennonites have Internet access. :D They have cell phones and drive big black cars that hold between 30 and 80 of them and they all pack a mean casserole dish when in transit.

It's the Hutterites that drive them big assed cars better known as " Hutt Boxes ". I damn near joined one of them colonies once but I won't bore you with the details except to say I wanted to be the " Gooze Bozz " but probably would have ended up being the " Pig Bozz ".
 
Ohhh. I gotta hear this. :willy_nilly:
I thought you would never ask. :D

Anywhoo I was about 18 or so working for a cattle dealer who happened to deal with most of the Hutterite Colonies in southern Manitoba. I was kinda bored with my life cuz all I did was work and party, work and party and I wanted to settle down.... um... with this one gal on a certain colony. Damn she was hot in that polka dotted dress. :thumbup She had very light soft velvety skin, fairly light hair... not blond though with a great braided ponytail and the nicest blue eyes what I ever did see. She didn't look at all like she was inbred like many do nor did she act like it. Unfortunately she didn't have that typical Hutterite accent which I found quite sexy I must say. She would have fit right in with all the " in towners " if you know what I mean. To make a long story short I spoke to one of the " bozzez " a couple of times and by the end of it all I met someone else so I nixed the attempt. I kinda regret not following through cuz I would have had a lot to offer by way of offspring. Can you imagine a bunch of me's running around in black suit jackets, black pants and a nice black hat. :24:
 
I thought you would never ask. :D

Anywhoo I was about 18 or so working for a cattle dealer who happened to deal with most of the Hutterite Colonies in southern Manitoba. I was kinda bored with my life cuz all I did was work and party, work and party and I wanted to settle down.... um... with this one gal on a certain colony. Damn she was hot in that polka dotted dress. :thumbup She had very light soft velvety skin, fairly light hair... not blond though with a great braided ponytail and the nicest blue eyes what I ever did see. She didn't look at all like she was inbred like many do nor did she act like it. Unfortunately she didn't have that typical Hutterite accent which I found quite sexy I must say. She would have fit right in with all the " in towners " if you know what I mean. To make a long story short I spoke to one of the " bozzez " a couple of times and by the end of it all I met someone else so I nixed the attempt. I kinda regret not following through cuz I would have had a lot to offer by way of offspring. Can you imagine a bunch of me's running around in black suit jackets, black pants and a nice black hat. :24:
OH my lord.. the world would not be ready for that! :24::24:
 
I thought you would never ask. :D

Anywhoo I was about 18 or so working for a cattle dealer who happened to deal with most of the Hutterite Colonies in southern Manitoba. I was kinda bored with my life cuz all I did was work and party, work and party and I wanted to settle down.... um... with this one gal on a certain colony. Damn she was hot in that polka dotted dress. :thumbup She had very light soft velvety skin, fairly light hair... not blond though with a great braided ponytail and the nicest blue eyes what I ever did see. She didn't look at all like she was inbred like many do nor did she act like it. Unfortunately she didn't have that typical Hutterite accent which I found quite sexy I must say. She would have fit right in with all the " in towners " if you know what I mean. To make a long story short I spoke to one of the " bozzez " a couple of times and by the end of it all I met someone else so I nixed the attempt. I kinda regret not following through cuz I would have had a lot to offer by way of offspring. Can you imagine a bunch of me's running around in black suit jackets, black pants and a nice black hat. :24:

WOW!! That is soooo hawt on so many levels. Now I want to go to a barn raising all of a sudden. :)
 
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