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zen said:
My bad.

Who the fuck is Donnie?
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I think I phoned it in on your original answer. Obviously, such a deep question is worthy of more that just a throw away quip.

Who is Donnie? Many have attempted to answer this question, with varying degrees of success. This is the reason for the many differing rumors you'll hear out in the wild. Rumors like "I heard he has the biggest dick in North America", and "No, I heard it's only the biggest dick in the US. That Mexican cable TV billionaire edged him out in the Forbes Dick List last year". But, although his wife would disagree, there's more to Donnie than just a massive elephant cock (literally, he can pick up apples with it and raise them to his mouth. It's fucking impressive.). Donnie is also widely agreed to be the wittiest person that those who know him have ever known. His wit is endless, few have ever found a topic that he takes seriously. But humor and large wang-edness alone are not enough to describe Donnie. You see, Donnie is a bit of an asshole. Some find this amusing, while others are offended by it. The offended ones typically forget that this site is on the internet, and the internet is *not* real life. They wonder how an asshole like Donnie can survive, even thrive, in the real world. Surely someone would have kicked him in the teeth by now for mouthing off. Well, my friend, that brings us to the essence of Donnie. In the real world, and the internet world, his wit is so sharp that when he makes fun of someone that someone usually ends up laughing as well. You see, it is quite an honor to be mocked by the man, the myth, the legend that is Donnie.

But he hasn't been around much lately, so you're probably shit out of luck.
 
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I think I phoned it in on your original answer. Obviously, such a deep question is worthy of more that just a throw away quip.

Who is Donnie? Many have attempted to answer this question, with varying degrees of success. This is the reason for the many differing rumors you'll hear out in the wild. Rumors like "I heard he has the biggest dick in North America", and "No, I heard it's only the biggest dick in the US. That Mexican cable TV billionaire edged him out in the Forbes Dick List last year". But, although his wife would disagree, there's more to Donnie than just a massive elephant cock (literally, he can pick up apples with it and raise them to his mouth. It's fucking impressive.). Donnie is also widely agreed to be the wittiest person that those who know him have ever known. His wit is endless, few have ever found a topic that he takes seriously. But humor and large wang-edness alone are not enough to describe Donnie. You see, Donnie is a bit of an asshole. Some find this amusing, while others are offended by it. The offended ones typically forget that this site is on the internet, and the internet is *not* real life. They wonder how an asshole like Donnie can survive, even thrive, in the real world. Surely someone would have kicked him in the teeth by now for mouthing off. Well, my friend, that brings us to the essence of Donnie. In the real world, and the internet world, his wit is so sharp that when he makes fun of someone that someone usually ends up laughing as well. You see, it is quite an honor to be mocked by the man, the myth, the legend that is Donnie.

But he hasn't been around much lately, so you're probably shit out of luck.
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So Donnie, by your own words and the start of your explanation of yourself, you claim to be the biggest dick around.. :D

Can we get a second opinion on this from your wife.. ;)

Seems all the US think Obama has you beat as the biggest right now.. Are you in that category ? :24:

And trust me, THIS TREAT REQUIRES NO PICTURES.. :willy_nilly:
 
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Francis said:
So Donnie, by your own words and the start of your explanation of yourself, you claim to be the biggest dick around.. :D

Can we get a second opinion on this from your wife.. ;)

Seems all the US think Obama has you beat as the biggest right now.. Are you in that category ? :24:

And trust me, THIS TREAT REQUIRES NO PICTURES.. :willy_nilly:
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You called my dick a treat. I think that answers everything.
 
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