The random bullshit thread

[Boomerang]

So I am dreading going back to work tomorrow because of my problem student. Seriously...he is insane. He cussed me out on his first day there, he has exposed himself to the girls in the class and he stole one of the teachers iPhones. *sigh*

 

[MommyOfAnAngel]

oh my goodness

 

[RandomDude]

So I am dreading going back to work tomorrow because of my problem student. Seriously...he is insane. He cussed me out on his first day there, he has exposed himself to the girls in the class and he stole one of the teachers iPhones. *sigh*

beat the little shit

 

[itsmeJonB]

So I am dreading going back to work tomorrow because of my problem student. Seriously...he is insane. He cussed me out on his first day there, he has exposed himself to the girls in the class and he stole one of the teachers iPhones. *sigh*

hey, Einstein failed math, treat him like the genius he is :24:

 

[Boomerang]

beat the little shit

Haha. Unfortunately I would get fired for doing so.

Even though he deserves it.

 

[MommyOfAnAngel]

what do you teach?

 

[RandomDude]

Haha. Unfortunately I would get fired for doing so.

Even though he deserves it.

lol

make it look like an accident :ninja

 

[itsmeJonB]

haha!

 

[Boomerang]

hey, Einstein failed math, treat him like the genius he is :24:

Oh I have kids who fail in math that I just love to death.

He crossed a line when I asked him to throw away his gum and he called me...well...I don't want to say. But I think you can imagine.

 

[itsmeJonB]

Oh I have kids who fail in math that I just love to death.

He crossed a line when I asked him to throw away his gum and he called me...well...I don't want to say. But I think you can imagine.

you should hand him an unsigned detention slip when he walks in the door in the morning and say, "consider this a warning, I'm not playing your games dumbass" and then punch him in the neck

 

[Boomerang]

what do you teach?

6th grade math, science and world history.

It's a good age group. Most of them are still sweet and eager to please, yet they don't pee their pants anymore or anything. Oh and they get sarcasm. Thats a plus. I love them, but this boy is making life hard.

 

[Boomerang]

you should hand him an unsigned detention slip when he walks in the door in the morning and say, "consider this a warning, I'm not playing your games dumbass" and then punch him in the neck

Hahahaha. That is fantastic.

 

[SouthOfHeaven]

I'd love to teach 6th grade

 

[333halfabeast]

I am looking forward to work tomorrow.

 

[RandomDude]

6th grade math, science and world history.

It's a good age group. Most of them are still sweet and eager to please, yet they don't pee their pants anymore or anything. Oh and they get sarcasm. Thats a plus. I love them, but this boy is making life hard.

have a school trip to some where with a big cliff where he might accidently fall off:ninja

 

[itsmeJonB]

no but really, try playing a mind game with him. show him that you can see through him and that hes blackballed
that would scare pretty damn well

 

[MommyOfAnAngel]

i wanna go on a field trip!!

 

[Boomerang]

have a school trip to some where with a big cliff where he might accidently fall off:ninja

Hmm....if only I didn't think I'd get fired for that somehow.

I just hate it because now my sweet, innocent girls are now writing notes to each other and talking about what his penis looked like. He has corrupted them. I hate picking up those notes.

 

[Boomerang]

I am looking forward to work tomorrow.

What do you do?

 

[RandomDude]

Hmm....if only I didn't think I'd get fired for that somehow.

I just hate it because now my sweet, innocent girls are now writing notes to each other and talking about what his penis looked like. He has corrupted them. I hate picking up those notes.

chop it off