An open letter to...part two.

[NuckingFuts]

Dear Audra

Why are you wondering WTF?

Tom

 

[satinbutterfly]

Dear Universe,

Please send me the oppotunity for a great new job. I'm tired of this.

XOXO,

Satin

 

[dancingpotato]

Dear Book I read Today,

Thank you for making me want Malteasers. They were scrummy.

Love from Tato xx

 

[jassilem]

Dear J,

If you keep treating me like this..
I won't be here for you,
I am done.. tried.

Sweets

 

[Kakapo Dundee]

Dear Nescafe,

If the discount chains can parallel import your products, packed in the same factories, for half the retail price that we've been charged in the past, who has been ripping us off?

 

[AnitaBeer]

Dear Homework,
I really hope you don't take me 6 hours to complete you today.
It's been a crappy week and I'd like to not have my brain fried before the day is half over because of you!
Please be kind!
Shey

 

[dancingpotato]

Dear Weather,

Thank you for making the sun shine. It has made my day. For the first time in a few weeks, I feel completely content.

Love from Tato xx

 

[NoDak]

Dear *****
When you took your own life, you also killed the spark in your mother's eye. I have been married to what's left of her for the 13 years since you chose to end your life. You have no idea the devastation you left in our world that day. I sure wish you would have left your Glock at home that night.

 

[Francis]

Dear Stomach,
please stay stable today. I have lots to do and can't handle all the pain and other stuff you throw at me and you get into a tantrum..

Yours truly,

 

[Natasha]

Dear Batmobile,

It's fucking FREEZING in here.

Sincerely,

That girl w/ the chattering teeth

 

[jassilem]

Dear Liam,

I hope you feel better soon..

Your worried Mommy.

 

[Kakapo Dundee]

Dear testicles.

Shut up, you're not getting her.

 

[Mercury]

Dear Kakapo's testicles,

You heard him!

 

[AnitaBeer]

Dear pain meds,
Thank you for actually working!
Sincerely,
Nice and Relaxed.

 

[Jezzebelle]

Dear ....,

Just be happy I love him and treat him well

Jezz

 

[dancingpotato]

To Whom It May Concern,

It's good to know there are still some decent and honest people out there.

Love from Me

 

[Dana]

You are one confused chick... But I blame myself for getting my emotions involved in something so quick. But I'm done. On to the next one...

 

[pjbleek]

Dear Clueless "Manager",
hoping your vacation fits you to a perfect T and you take that other job....you know the one where you think you know your head from your a$$hole? yeah that one, that would be great.
Go fuck yourself!
The rest of us....

 

[AnitaBeer]

Dear Homework,
Thank you for allowing me to be done for this weeks assignments. I don't think my brain could have taken anymore.
I am looking forward to this next week's homework as it looks pretty easy and fun.
Thanks
Shey

 

[Jezzebelle]

Dear XXXX,

Thanks for being a rockstar, you constantly make me prouder than you'll ever know.

Jess