An open letter to...part two.

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Dear sibling:
Why did you have to take a shower right NOW??!! I need to brush my teeth before I exercise at midday sharp, you're going to make me late you bimbo.

From,
your crazy-arse sister.

 

[edgray]

Dear Spain,

Carry on.

Your pal,
Ed

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Dear week:
Just be over already. I'm not even going to pretend you are great.

From,
disgruntled midget.

 

[Tuffdisc]

Dear Council

Would it be possible to put some grit on the pavement please, I get this slippery feeling under my feet and don't want to break bones while I am walking

>.<

 

[AnitaBeer]

Dear me,
Thanks for getting me a newer car.
I feel much better driving something newer.
Love,
Me

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Dear monotony:
You truly are monotonous. You always do your job so well.

Hate,
Kim.

 

[edgray]

Dear Coffee,

I love you.

Yours forever,
Ed xx

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Dear coffee:
I don't love you.

Laughing,
Kim

 

[edgray]

Dear Coffee,

Me again. Don't listen to her.

Yours,
Ed xxx

 

[Springsteen]

Dear Coffee,

You were a wonder for night shifts back in the day

Regards, Springsteen.

 

[edgray]

Dear Coffee,

You slut.

Spitefully,
Ed

 

[KimmyCharmeleon]

Dear coffee:
Mwahahahaha, karma's a bitch!

Heh heh,
Kim.

 

[AnnaBabyx]

Dear...gran.

Wake up and give me money.

From Anna.

 

[Tuffdisc]

Dear Santa,

I think you are a myth, you didn't give me a full frame camera

Tuffdisc

 

[Tuffdisc]

Dear ladies on my fb list

Please continue to poke me, I feel in heaven

Tuffdisc

 

[AnnaBabyx]

Dear ladies on my fb list

Please continue to poke me, I feel in heaven

Tuffdisc

My gran poked you! :thumbup

 

[Tuffdisc]

My gran poked you! :thumbup

:eek Why the hell did she do that? Is she on my fb list?

 

[AnnaBabyx]

:eek Why the hell did she do that? Is she on my fb list?

Haha,i was joking.

 

[edgray]

Fresh Coffee,

You are forgiven.

Thanks for being hot and delicious.

Your slave,
Ed xxx

 

[pjbleek]

dear sleep,
stop depriving.
pj