An open letter to...part two.

[canidae]

Dear Wooks,

Your thread got closed

Thanks for starting it - it was awesome :thumbup

Long live wookiegirl!!!

Your faithful servant,

Doggy

PS. Thanks for starting the new one, Shey :thumbup

 

[Dakota Jim]

Dear Santa,

Listen you fat bastard if you dare come down my chimney again this year and track that fuckin soot all over my carpet they leave a bunch of junk under our tree which I will get the bills for in January, I will shoot you in your huge ass! Got that you red suited old freak?

Jim

 

[JanieDough]

Dear Weather,

Even though I appreciate how awesome it was that you could jump down 30* in thirty minutes, its very inconvenient especially when you douse us with rain on top of it.

I wore a sleeveless dress today, and now its soaked. Please stop.

Janie.

 

[Margene]

Dear Jim,

I sprayed Diet Pepsi everywhere.:24:

Warn me next time!

--Margey *wiping my keyboard off*

 

[GuesSAngel]

Dear Doctor,

I'm super duper glad I'm not dying b/c I can never fucken get a hold of you...get more phone lines bastard!!!!!!!

Love your patient,
Alicia

 

[satinbutterfly]

Dear Staci,

Thank you so much for the call.
You made my day sweetie.

XOXO,

Satin

P.S. - You'd better call me next time when you need me, otherwise Imma fly down to TX and give you a good whoopin. :spank::ninja

 

[Staci]

dear satin

im glad you enjoyed the phone call
you flying to tx to give me a whoopin.....thats bad how?

XOXOXOX
fuzzy

 

[pjbleek]

Dear Missus Fuzz,
thanks for all you do
~PJ~

 

[Staci]

dear pj

sorry the phones cut off...
hope you did the leaves

love
fuzzy

 

[satinbutterfly]

Dear Fuzzy,

I was hoping you'd say that. :ninja

*goes online to book flight*

XOXO,

Satin

 

[pjbleek]

Dear Missus Fuzz,
made a huge pile and the dogs saw an opportunity that the camera missed...
~PJ~

 

[Tomperi]

Dear people of earth.

Grub-da-glub.

That is all.

Good night.

 

[Anie]

Dear Friday,

Could you please have nicer weather for Serena (zirconaz). I'm a bit worried with all the wind and snow out here... hope she is driving safe. Also could you make 6:30 come quicker

Thnx
Anie

 

[Pabst]

dear idiot drivers...

if you are going to go under the speed limit stop jumping out in front of everyone. stay home, take a bus or a cab but clearly you have no business driving.

die in a fire!

 

[RedRyder]

Dear AnitaBeer ~

Wicked idea starting another thread such as this.
All those tokenz!
Why didn't I get to it first?

*sigh*

Tokenz Whore til the end,
RedRyder

 

[Staci]

dear self

take a deep breath....

me

 

[AnitaBeer]

Dear Red,
I agree I'm glad I posted it when I did.
I believe this will be the first topic I actually get mucho tokenz from.
Keep posting!
YAY ME
Shey

 

[Jessica]

Dear self

I bet all the candy given out will be old

I really want to get some DARK CHOCOLATE, either, M&Ms, or herseys, or some other kind, with no nuts.

Me

 

[cam elle toe]

Dear Jessica

Well, dont come knockin on my door

coz you'll get jack shit.

Be thankful for what you DO get...

Signed

No Halloween here....

 

[cam elle toe]

Dear (cough cough) stingey conference delegates

Put your hand in your friggin pocket and actually PAY for something

Lousy bastards

Signed

Cranky Receptionist