Do you own any Sex Toys?

[Dakota Jim]

:24: :24: ahhhhhhhhh classic shit there

Hey.....Vaudeville is coming back I tell ya....

 

[satinbutterfly]

I was talking about the female area you moose twit

:24::24::24:

:homo:

:24::24::24:

 

[AUFred]

wanna be a vaudeville team Jim?

 

[Dakota Jim]

wanna be a vaudeville team Jim?

She married me because I wore size 15 shoes.....she divorced me because I never bought shoes that fit. *rim shot*

 

[BadBoy@TheWheel]

I was going to say I had one once, but when I tried to make a move on her, she farted and flew out the window.

 

[Dakota Jim]

I was going to say I had one once, but when I tried to make a move on her, she farted and flew out the window.

Ya can't trust those inflatables Evan.....I chased on three block when she sprung a leak, when I caught up with it, I was to tired to use it....

 

[Tyler Durden]

If anyones looking for a cheap option or they're too embarassed to "shop"

 

[sweet]

If anyones looking for a cheap option or they're too embarassed to "shop"

Eck!!!...Wouldn't like the thought of where the splinters are gonna go? :eek

 

[satinbutterfly]

If anyones looking for a cheap option or they're too embarassed to "shop"

Do I need to be worried??? :unsure:

 

[Tyler Durden]

Do I need to be worried??? :unsure:

That I'm going to grow a beard and write a book?

 

[satinbutterfly]

That I'm going to grow a beard and write a book?

:24::24::24:

Just another reason I love you... you always make me laugh.

 

[Tyler Durden]

:24::24::24:

Just another reason I love you... you always make me laugh.

Sometimes even when I'm clothed! X

 

[Peter Parka]

I've got a few.

 

[sweet]

I've got a few.

Nice.

 

[PoopaSwoof]

I just have Moonie.
She toys with me.

 

[MoonOwl]

I just have Moonie.
She toys with me.

Just biding my time til the kill :ninja:24:

 

[JanieDough]

that guy looks like Keith Ross!



I am realizing I need to get one...anyone recommend a brand?

 

[Thornless]

I own several, I've broken 2 bullets!!!!
:rockon::muscles::award::cheerleader:

 

[JanieDough]

I own several, I've broken 2 bullets!!!!
:rockon::muscles::award::cheerleader:

:spank:

 

[Taralynn]

I'm working on a dual showerhead that is now down to one and a half and my water bill is tripled this month. I swear there must be a leak someplace.