What ails ya'?

[AUFred]

In this thread tell us your maladies, aches & pains...
For example:
I think I am built upside down...My nose runs & my feet smell.

 

[AUFred]

My hair is thinning on my top of my head.
My hair is thickening around my ears.
I fear I will look like Yoda one day.

 

[Dakota Jim]

My pectorals are now titties.

 

[Lord Stanley]

me fecking bollocks itch

 

[MoonOwl]

Nothing today... Wait til tomorrow

 

[AUFred]

My knees & ankles sound like castanettes when I walk..
My head hurts most days.
I am on meds for high BP & cholesterol
I never sleep more than two hours without waking.

 

[AUFred]

me fecking bollocks itch

monkey butt?:24:

 

[AUFred]

My eyesight sux now too

 

[Lord Stanley]

monkey butt?:24:

a bit rash, that

 

[AUFred]

a bit rash, that

did you mean a butt rash?

 

[Lord Stanley]

did you mean a butt rash?

no my balls itch, your ass has a rash

 

[Tomperi]

Not much.. Allergy, pain in my hip and Otitis externa.

 

[Dana]

i have a burnt hand

 

[AUFred]

one of man's great pleasures scratching his balls. LOL!!!!

 

[Lord Stanley]

one of man's great pleasures scratching his balls. LOL!!!!

that is so true, something the wimmin folk can never know

 

[AUFred]

that is so true, something the wimmin folk can never know

you never let a woman do that for you?

 

[Lord Stanley]

you never let a woman do that for you?

oh yeah but few can do it well, you know the old expression about wanting a job done well

 

[Dana]

i cant even cuff it

 

[AUFred]

got you.

 

[retro]

overweight
chronic headaches (though they've improved since physical therapy)
migraines
hyperflexive joints
permanent nerve damage in my left knee
depression
acid reflux (have to take Nexium every other day)
persistent joint pain

I'm 26 going on 80

I used to have high blood pressure, but I've beaten that now