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ok so my advertising assignment is due in on thurs..

Brief.. has to advertise IRN BRU (scottish drink. google away)

has photo on the left.. there will be an orange panel on the right with text and a can of irn bru.


originally i had an idea of . since it was scottish drink id have a man holding his kilt up to reveal a pair of skanky Y-fronts. (the whole what does a scotsman wear under his kilt thing) with somehting like "now that has been answered lets enjoy an irn bru or somehting lame like that.

So any way.. i was shooting and it just wasnt working.. so my new image is this..id like help with a caption..

I have no time to re-shoot. this has to be my image.
 

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I did like the first idea, if you can get that to work, but instead of Skanky y-fronts why not have a can of Irn bru over his particulars?

Edit: Sorry, didn't read the whole post. Ignore me.
 
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pinkporridge said:
ok so my advertising assignment is due in on thurs..

Brief.. has to advertise IRN BRU (scottish drink. google away)

has photo on the left.. there will be an orange panel on the right with text and a can of irn bru.


originally i had an idea of . since it was scottish drink id have a man holding his kilt up to reveal a pair of skanky Y-fronts. (the whole what does a scotsman wear under his kilt thing) with somehting like "now that has been answered lets enjoy an irn bru or somehting lame like that.

So any way.. i was shooting and it just wasnt working.. so my new image is this..id like help with a caption..

I have no time to re-shoot. this has to be my image.
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Well going with that theme of the kilt, perhaps something like:

"Some things should remain a mystery...unlike the refreshing taste of Irn Bru"

Or just simply next to your shot "Not refreshing" and then next to the picture of the pop have "Refreshing!" Simple yes...but effective given the picture is so funny...
 
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"Beat the bums rush with Irn Bru"

"Does what is on the bottom of your shoe really matter? Not with Irn Bru"

"Feeling Cheeky? Irn Bru"
 
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http://www.allerdice.net/Downloads/Scotsman Song.mp3

Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt once left a bar one evening fair,
And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share.
He fumbled 'round until he could no longer keep his feet.
Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street.

Ring ding diddle iddle i de o,
Ring die diddley i o.
He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street..

About that time two young and lovely girls just happened by.
One said to the other with a twinkle in her eye.
See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built.
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt.

Ring ding diddle iddle i de o,
Ring die diddley i o.
I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath the kilt.

They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be,
Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see.
And there behold for them to view beneath his Scottish skirt,
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth.

Ring ding diddle iddle i de o,
Ring die diddley i o.
Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth.

They marveled for a moment and then one said we must be gone.
Let's leave a present for our friend before we move along.
As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon tied into a bow,
Around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show.

Ring ding diddle iddle i de o,
Ring die diddley i o.
Around the bonnie star the Scot's kilt did lift and show.

Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled toward the trees.
Behind the bush he lifts his kilt and gawks at what he sees.
And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes,
Oh! lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize.

Ring ding diddle iddle i de o,
Ring die diddley i o.
Oh! lad I don't know where you've been but I see you won first prize.







 
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BlackCherry said:
Well going with that theme of the kilt, perhaps something like:

"Some things should remain a mystery...unlike the refreshing taste of Irn Bru"

Or just simply next to your shot "Not refreshing" and then next to the picture of the pop have "Refreshing!" Simple yes...but effective given the picture is so funny...
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i do very much like the 1st 1.. good stuff!!
 
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Necro Mortis said:
I did like the first idea, if you can get that to work, but instead of Skanky y-fronts why not have a can of Irn bru over his particulars?

Edit: Sorry, didn't read the whole post. Ignore me.
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this was my 1st idea.. but i decided against it..as i was gonna have to get my model to let me take pics of his bit and photoshop them later.. i also intended to do it in the studio in college.. that also fell through hence y im trying to desperatly to get this done b4 thurs
 
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ConTRo13R said:
Couldnt you get an image or texture map of the irn bru label and wrap it around his undies?
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i considered goginto a printing shop and seeing if they would print the irn bru logo on the pants.. but i ran out of time..

its a good suggestion.. if u could tell me how to do it id be grateful.. i still need a caption tho
 
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