What's your most embarrassing moment?
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i have alot of "most embarrassing" stories...
here's one:
I was at a Halloween party with my (then) boyfriend. My group of friends were all mobsters and I went up behind my boyfriend and kissed him by his neck and whispered sweet nothings into his ear.
Turned out that wasn't my boyfriend I was promising sexual favors to!!!
:eek
here's one:
I was at a Halloween party with my (then) boyfriend. My group of friends were all mobsters and I went up behind my boyfriend and kissed him by his neck and whispered sweet nothings into his ear.
Turned out that wasn't my boyfriend I was promising sexual favors to!!!
:eek
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Oh dang Jersey....alcohol is like a sour patch kid...sour then sweet!
Ok so my story goes like this....Back when I was a freshman in HS I was invited to this big shin-dig with just about my whole class to a water park. They had this really really tall slide there that everyone was dare to go on. Only 15 or 20 of us went on it. Well since I thought I was all cute I took the plunge. One by one they went down and of course I was the last one, cause I was scared shitless. The water hit me so hard at the end of the slide my top slipped right off as I was getting up. I gave everyone a show. I was devestated because I was only 14 years old. I barely kissed a boy and all my goodies were showing to like 50 of my classmates. I ran and hid for the rest of the day. :eek
Ok so my story goes like this....Back when I was a freshman in HS I was invited to this big shin-dig with just about my whole class to a water park. They had this really really tall slide there that everyone was dare to go on. Only 15 or 20 of us went on it. Well since I thought I was all cute I took the plunge. One by one they went down and of course I was the last one, cause I was scared shitless. The water hit me so hard at the end of the slide my top slipped right off as I was getting up. I gave everyone a show. I was devestated because I was only 14 years old. I barely kissed a boy and all my goodies were showing to like 50 of my classmates. I ran and hid for the rest of the day. :eek
my friend kristen and i went to happy hour in the city. she was driving, so she really didnt drink- so i drank for her 
so she's driving home.. and fun times.. i didnt really feel sick or drunk really. i asked her to go to 7-11 to get dog food, so she did. she pulls into the parking space, and i proceed to open the door (mind you it had rained just a bit before) so she's looking down at her phone texting and i get out. she turns to see whats taking em so long, and didnt see me in the store... so she gets out, and im SPRAWLED out on the pavement. my purse and all of its contents are scattered around the entire parking. instead of helping me first, she's hysterically laughing at me picking things up saying "well- here's your lip gloss, here's the batteries to your camera... etc" and then once my belongings were back in my purse, she helped me up... and i had a huge mud stain on my butt
i was cheering at a football game in high school and the (then) love of my life had come to see me cheer- so i was like super-cheerleader that night... well, he was saying something to me from the stand that i couldnt read his lips.. and stopped what i was doing- and proceeded to get kicked in the back of the head and fell to the ground- tearing my leggings and ended up showing my bloomers to the whole crowd
so she's driving home.. and fun times.. i didnt really feel sick or drunk really. i asked her to go to 7-11 to get dog food, so she did. she pulls into the parking space, and i proceed to open the door (mind you it had rained just a bit before) so she's looking down at her phone texting and i get out. she turns to see whats taking em so long, and didnt see me in the store... so she gets out, and im SPRAWLED out on the pavement. my purse and all of its contents are scattered around the entire parking. instead of helping me first, she's hysterically laughing at me picking things up saying "well- here's your lip gloss, here's the batteries to your camera... etc" and then once my belongings were back in my purse, she helped me up... and i had a huge mud stain on my butt i was cheering at a football game in high school and the (then) love of my life had come to see me cheer- so i was like super-cheerleader that night... well, he was saying something to me from the stand that i couldnt read his lips.. and stopped what i was doing- and proceeded to get kicked in the back of the head and fell to the ground- tearing my leggings and ended up showing my bloomers to the whole crowd
Probably one of my most embarassing was when I signed up to do FST (Field Sobriety Tests) for some officers going through training. I had never had gin before, so I decided to try it. Well, I don't know if it was that the instructor had a heavy pouring hand or the heat that day or what...but I should've known things were going to go downhill when the instructor had to stand me up against a wall to run his FSTs on me. By the time I got outside and got through the first set of student tests I needed to sit down. Eventually I passed out and the medic had to run an IV on me. I don't remember large chunks of the night, but I do know that I was outside in the bed of the pickup truck one minute and the next thing I know I was inside the office puking all over the place. The medic said "SWEETHEART, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO TELL ME WHEN YOU'RE GONNA DO THAT!!!" I was like "I'm soooooooooorrrrrrrry." I puked on his shoes, his arm, his jumpbag...ugh, it was awful. Officers that I work w/ were coming in to check on me and it was just SO embarassing. Thankfully I can hold my liquor a lot better now.
The worst thing??? They had a stray cat that had just showed up at the office recently...it was, shall we say, dining on what I left on the floor. Blech!!!
The worst thing??? They had a stray cat that had just showed up at the office recently...it was, shall we say, dining on what I left on the floor. Blech!!!
LOL...yep, they do. Next time we hear of volunteers being needed I'll sign us all up. The only catch is that you have to drink alcohol that's more than 40 proof (which they provide free of charge), you can't drive there or back (they usually provide transportation), and you can't smoke while drinking (it slows down the process...you have to drink a certain amount in 2 hours). Once they get you all liquored up they run all the tests on ya and determine how drunk you are.
lol oh ok then.
My boyfriend att and I were wrestling and playing around. I was impressed because he kept picking me up and throwing me around. I told him "bet I can pick you up too." So we stood up and with all my might I tried to pick him up.
I just ended up farting really loud instead. I think I melted into the carpet.
My boyfriend att and I were wrestling and playing around. I was impressed because he kept picking me up and throwing me around. I told him "bet I can pick you up too." So we stood up and with all my might I tried to pick him up.
I just ended up farting really loud instead. I think I melted into the carpet.
lol oh ok then.
My boyfriend att and I were wrestling and playing around. I was impressed because he kept picking me up and throwing me around. I told him "bet I can pick you up too." So we stood up and with all my might I tried to pick him up.
I just ended up farting really loud instead. I think I melted into the carpet.
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that was entertaining!!!!
Here's one along those lines..
( BTW---My and ex and I were together for 5 years... still never farted or anything in front of him.. Just not me!)
So anyways I went out to eat with him, and we were on our way home (usually like a 15 minute ride) and there was a huge accident so we got all caught up in traffic. As we were in the middle of a 4 lane highway, my stomach started to rumble and I started to sweat...... All of a sudden felt HORRIBLE. I told him I didn't feel well... For whatever reason, his window was child locked... I asked him to unlock it so I could get some air... He didn't move fast enough and SPLAT!!!!! Threw up all over his window!!!!!!!!!
( BTW---My and ex and I were together for 5 years... still never farted or anything in front of him.. Just not me!)
So anyways I went out to eat with him, and we were on our way home (usually like a 15 minute ride) and there was a huge accident so we got all caught up in traffic. As we were in the middle of a 4 lane highway, my stomach started to rumble and I started to sweat...... All of a sudden felt HORRIBLE. I told him I didn't feel well... For whatever reason, his window was child locked... I asked him to unlock it so I could get some air... He didn't move fast enough and SPLAT!!!!! Threw up all over his window!!!!!!!!!
ohh lol.
New Year's Eve, 1998 -
Was getting ready to tell this guy I didn't want to be with him anymore because I think I'm gay. Not true - just my excuse to lose his ass. Well I was nervous all day. And what a night to dump someone but it was just time. He was a heroin addict. I had been drinking Jager to calm my nerves. Later on, we all were heading to a club and he and I were in the back seat. I laid down and put my head in his lap. I remember saying 'pull over I'm gonna be sick.' Yeah they didn't pull over in time and I lost my Jager all over his legs and crotch. I don't remember what happened after that - just woke up on my couch with my clothes on (thank God) and he was asleep on the floor. While feeling like hell, it was much easier to tell him my ridiculous lie. But I almost lost it a few times by laughing. I managed it. It worked - he's gone lol.
New Year's Eve, 1998 -
Was getting ready to tell this guy I didn't want to be with him anymore because I think I'm gay. Not true - just my excuse to lose his ass. Well I was nervous all day. And what a night to dump someone but it was just time. He was a heroin addict. I had been drinking Jager to calm my nerves. Later on, we all were heading to a club and he and I were in the back seat. I laid down and put my head in his lap. I remember saying 'pull over I'm gonna be sick.' Yeah they didn't pull over in time and I lost my Jager all over his legs and crotch. I don't remember what happened after that - just woke up on my couch with my clothes on (thank God) and he was asleep on the floor. While feeling like hell, it was much easier to tell him my ridiculous lie. But I almost lost it a few times by laughing. I managed it. It worked - he's gone lol.
ok, ya ready? here it goes..................
a while back when I was single I occasionally hooked up with a "friend" and we did what "friends" do. one night I was over and I was kind of drunk and I stumbled into her apartment (i had a key) and stumbled into her bedroom. as I was trying to get my" friend" awake I suddenly heard a voice telling me how to do what I was attempting to do. Since I was npt used to getting directed on my tricks, i was going more and more feverent......
i look up and I see..................................................
HER MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....
yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got out of bed and apologized and drove back to my pad!
next morning i got a call from my "friend"; mom wants to know when you are coming over for another visit?
:eek
a while back when I was single I occasionally hooked up with a "friend" and we did what "friends" do. one night I was over and I was kind of drunk and I stumbled into her apartment (i had a key) and stumbled into her bedroom. as I was trying to get my" friend" awake I suddenly heard a voice telling me how to do what I was attempting to do. Since I was npt used to getting directed on my tricks, i was going more and more feverent......
i look up and I see..................................................
HER MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....
yikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got out of bed and apologized and drove back to my pad!
next morning i got a call from my "friend"; mom wants to know when you are coming over for another visit?
:eek
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