What's the most embarrasing thing you said?

[Godsloveapples]

My brother shaved his goatee once and "your face looks like a shaved vagina" came outta my mouth. I was so embarrassed lol
what about you?

 

[Hans]

This is kind of sad, but when I was 6-7 years old I saw my very first African American woman walking out of a CVS, when she was out the door I turned to my mom and said "Mom, its a chocolate woman! She has a golden tooth too!" She apologzied to the woman, and then later my mom asked me what we were, and I said vanilla. I guess that isnt too embarrasing now, Im also suprsed at how innocent I was like 10 years ago. A lot can change pretty quickly.

 

[Natasha]

Bwahahahahahhahaha!!!

Hmmmm...I would guess it would be the time I had this conversation:

Him: What school did you go to?
Me: Perry High.
Him: Oh. Did you know Mrs. HotTeacherlady.
Me: Yeah, I remember her. Everybody thought she was having an affair w/ Mr. HotTeacherGuy.
Him: Yeah, that's my wife.
Me: Ummm, your EX-wife??? *hoping*
Him: No, my wife.

Thankfully he wasn't married to her at the time that I was in high school. Boy did I feel stupid, though. That's me...open mouth, insert foot.

***Edit*** Ha ha...I put "open foot, insert mouth."

 

[Stella]

My brother shaved his goatee once and "your face looks like a shaved vagina" came outta my mouth. I was so embarrassed lol
what about you?

ROFL!
Sounds like something Will Ferrell would say.

 

[Godsloveapples]

This is kind of sad, but when I was 6-7 years old I saw my very first African American woman walking out of a CVS, when she was out the door I turned to my mom and said "Mom, its a chocolate woman! She has a golden tooth too!" She apologzied to the woman, and then later my mom asked me what we were, and I said vanilla. I guess that isnt too embarrasing now, Im also suprsed at how innocent I was like 10 years ago. A lot can change pretty quickly.

aww lol that's Innocent and cute.

Bwahahahahahhahaha!!!

Hmmmm...I would guess it would be the time I had this conversation:

Him: What school did you go to?
Me: Perry High.
Him: Oh. Did you know Mrs. HotTeacherlady.
Me: Yeah, I remember her. Everybody thought she was having an affair w/ Mr. HotTeacherGuy.
Him: Yeah, that's my wife.
Me: Ummm, your EX-wife??? *hoping*
Him: No, my wife.

Thankfully he wasn't married to her at the time that I was in high school. Boy did I feel stupid, though. That's me...open mouth, insert foot.

***Edit*** Ha ha...I put "open foot, insert mouth."

Lmao!

 

[pjbleek]

once told a boss to go fu*k himself in front of customers


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he was an a$$hole

 

[NicAuf]

I once said I need an emergency moo-moo

 

[Peter Parka]

When I was a kid, I saw a couple of nuns and asked my mum in a loud voice where the fancy dress party was because those two women have got dressed up as penguins!

 

[pjbleek]

When I was a kid, I saw a couple of nuns and asked my mum in a loud voice where the fancy dress party was because those two women have got dressed up as penguins!

[Arriving at the Orphanage]
Jake: What are we doing here?
Elwood: You promised you'd visit the penguin the day you got out.
Jake: Yeah? So I lied to her.
Elwood: You can't lie to a nun. We got to go in and visit the penguin.
Jake: No... fucking... way.

 

[Jersey]

When I was a kid, I saw a couple of nuns and asked my mum in a loud voice where the fancy dress party was because those two women have got dressed up as penguins!

hahahahahaha awwwwwwww

 

[Natasha]

I also told a medic on the radio one day to "stand by, my computer just went down on me."

However, that may be better than the day we were doing shift change and the girl I was relieving told them to "stand by, we're swapping partners."

LOL