Ventiticus Maximus

[Boomer]

I gotta vent. I dont mind people from other countries and stuff. I actually find them enlightening and like talking to them. But it seems like these people call in to my line and get major attitudes with me when I dont understand them. Now Im patient as hell with these cats. Im trying just as hard to understand their broken ass english as they are trying to understand my english. But they seem to get alllll kind of shitty when I ask them to repeat themself. WTF? Gets on my nerves man. :mad

 

[Sneakiecat]

Odd, normally I find that they don't mind too much. But then again, it is my grandmother, my former friend's dad, and my brother's ex-girlfriend (they're still friends) parents .

 

[andcuriouser]

Kan du snakke saktere?

:tongue:

(That's how I say "speak slower, dammit!" in my mutha tongue!)

I live in an area with a very high Asian population, and frequently I'll ask a question to someone behind the counter and I'll get a "Iiiieee doooonn't unnderrstaand yuuu?"

It's pretty awesome.

I'm waiting for someone to tell me "Tirty-fo fifty!" like in the Russell Peters act.

 

[BaggedSplash]

 

[UncleBacon]

exhale go to the bathroom and rub one out...

 

[Boomer]

Bacon yer a man after my own heart.

 

[UncleBacon]

it works

 

[Boomer]

That it does....that it does. Helps you sleep too. Like a warm glass of milk.

 

[UncleBacon]

damn right

 

[alleycat]

i heart u boomie

 

[Boomer]

I heart you too giiiiiiiiiiiiirl! : )

Wanna warm glass of milk?*wink wink*

 

[alleycat]

does it happen to be 400 gallons of milk?

 

[Peter Parka]

I hate when I phone up my bank ect that they put me through to a call centre in India where I cant understand a word the're saying!:mad

 

[Boomer]

does it happen to be 400 gallons of milk?

Make yer lip tingle.:eek

 

[sharpies]

Korean Clock Lady - "you bing your cock in we look at it for you"

Allan