Getting In Trouble

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Sometimes its just too easy to get in trouble. What was the latest or funniest way you got in trouble especially with a spouse (or teacher or parent)?

Example:
Wife: Honey, what's on TV tonight?
Husband: Uhm, dust!

Sometimes I try to make a joke and wind up paying for it in the long run!

What is your story?

 

[Haus]

i was in school and i had this teacher in middle school that hated me. i was being smart in his class and kept on clearing my throat when ever he started to talk or coughing. he told me i should take something for that cough and i told him " i would tell you to take something but they dont make something for stupidity"

i got suspended that day.

he was an asshole tho. he said i was the poster child for Birthcontrol pills and condoms:confused

lmao

 

[Boomer]

I saw this european comedy where this dude kept sayin bloody dammit. So I started to say that shit near this old irish substitute teacher at school. She was hella old. Naturaly multi colored hair old. She would flip the fuck out. I would die laughing on my way to detention. She litteraly believed I was satan. She said she couldnt see a soul in my eyes. *shrugs* I was also wearing a spiked collar and a manson shirt. So...maybe that was it...*ponders*

 

[elluko]

I jumped out at my little brother right after we watched the Grudge and made him scream. heheh.

 

[Homer]

i had 4 of my grandkids out last weekend and they all wanted black slime so they all got a can , and after we got home and they started playing with it, it was ok untill they went from the kitchen to the living room carpet and then the shit hit the fan and the shit hit me , i'm still getting yelled at.

 

[Peter Parka]

I got into trouble once for breaking into St Pauls cathedral when I was pissed. I've no idea how I did it, I don't remember it. The Police let me off though, I don't think even they could quite believe I managed to break in there!:eek

 

[Ria]

Aha, so that was you was it, Mr peter!!! Tut tut tut.

No, it didn't really make headline news.

Well, didn't they even put you in a cell to sober up Peter? You were lucky.

 

[UncleBacon]

I was explainging a job to someone of a tad bit higher rank lets just say the boss....and well when I got done he gave me this really dumb look and without thinking about what I had to say next this came out...you obviously don't have the mental capability to comprehend any of this...I thought I said it to myself but I said it outloud...I caught an ass chewing for that


story #2 I was making a galley run for 4 of us...it was my turn...so I'm getting all the food and someone walks up behind me and say hungry much? without looking back to see who it was I just said yeah you know I roll big joints...well I'm done and I turn around and I realized that I just said that to a commander O-5 yup thats a high rank...he just looked at me and I had the whole deer in the headlight look....so he goes ahead and says with a cracked smile should we set you up for a urinalysis...I was like umm no it was a joke and I had no idea who was behind me...he was like well your lucky I have a good sense of humor....watch yourself next time

 

[Kat]

last time in trouble with the cops..i was piss drunk walking with my girl around a dead town waiting for our friend to get off work...decided i had to pee so we went behind a buliding...cop pulled up on us when i was peeing and i was still holding the bottle of sky vodka in my hand

oh boy...was i in trouble...he decided not to charge me told me to hand over the bottle...and of course i was so drunk i had to take a huge chug before passing the bottle off to him...(about half the bottle chug)

and yet he still didnt charge me cause he saw how drunk i was god damn i was lucky

of course this was 3 years ago too

 

[elluko]

I got busted for playing GTA: LCS on my psp by my dad. I told him it was just a demo and that Id delete it right away.
<Evil chuckle>

 

[Peter Parka]

Aha, so that was you was it, Mr peter!!! Tut tut tut.

No, it didn't really make headline news.

Well, didn't they even put you in a cell to sober up Peter? You were lucky.

They sectioned me instead because they though I was nuts! I woke up in the looney bin and spent the whole morning trying to persuade the doctors I was sane!:eek

 

[Ria]

They sectioned me instead because they though I was nuts! I woke up in the looney bin and spent the whole morning trying to persuade the doctors I was sane!:eek

LOL
So, how long before they let you free then?