Celebrity Cluedo

[Peter Parka]

Ok, just a celebrity who did it, where they did it and with what, just a bit of humour. To start with...

It was Michael Barrymore
In the swimming pool
with the 12 inch black dildo

 

[Wookiegirl]

it was Oprah
in the forest
with a chainsaw

 

[RedRyder]

it was Michael Jackson
at the zoo
with a camera

 

[Wookiegirl]

it was Clive Owen
in my bedroom
with his sword

 

[RedRyder]

it was Alan Jackson
in his pickup bed
with skin tight white pants

 

[Wookiegirl]

it was Colin Ferrell
in the shower
with his long, thick, hard book

 

[RedRyder]

it was Cher
in the kitchen
with a paring knife

 

[Jersey]

It was Tony Romo
in my backyard
with a football

 

[Wookiegirl]

it was jessica simpson
in the drawing room
with a hand mixer

 

[dustsped]

It was Ryan Stiles
at the doctor's office
with a tongue depressor

 

[Wookiegirl]

it was lindsay lohan
in the garage
with a lawnmower

 

[Jersey]

It was Paris Hilton
at a bar
with her size 11 shoe

 

[RedRyder]

it was OJ Simpson
in the tub
with a glove

 

[Wookiegirl]

it was lance bass
in the gym
with a hula hoop

 

[Tyler Durden]

It was Judas Iscariot
At the last supper
With a whole bunch of gossip

(c'mon people there was a book about it and everything)

 

[RedRyder]

it was Jack Daniels
in my mouth
with his bottle

 

[wednesday]

It was Harrison Ford
In my Bedroom
With his..........rod

 

[Grin]

It was Kate Moss
In a nightclub
with a rolled up banknote